Kim Kardashian tells Radar magazine that she’s trying to lose weight, specifically in her ass, because she’s tired of it being the center of attention. Kim says…
"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' — it gets a little offensive."
Bitch you look like a goat, of course dudes are telling you to turn around. And don’t think for a second anyone believes that this only happens on the red carpet. That ass is the only reason you're famous. You should probably just keep quiet and be grateful Reggie Bush doesn’t make you walk on your hands.
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What a coincidence! I think it’s too big too!
THAT'S fucking offensive to her? Seriously? Never mind we all heard you cry out for what's his no name to cum on your face in your video.
What? No? Didn't see that? No?
…hey look though! The sister! The hot one! Yes!
Shut the fuck up, the only reason anyone gives a shit about you is that huge ass of yours because without it you're just another talentless whore. Ok, check that, even with it you're a talentless whore.
Is it possible the paparazzi are just singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
"it gets a little offensive."
Yet here I am in a bikini showing off my ass for publicity! You know I only do it for the irony, right?
She looks better than Kate Bosworth. Although Kate heterochromia is sexy!
oh for the day when
Kim Kuntdassholianany woman tells me "It's too big"…There has to be 50 Imperial gallons of shite in that thing. It's huge.
Last time I saw a crack that big, the San Andreas fault gave way
Personally, I dig it. But then again, I'm really a lover of all women.
Too bad she had to go and let some dude videotape him turning her into a toilet, though. If there's any turnoff about her for me, it's that.
"…in other news, Kim Kardashian is trying to loose weight because SHE FUCKING NEEDS TO, and is tired of her criminal little (HUGE MONSTROUS) sister being the center of recent attention. Having thighs entirely too large to be able to properly flash vag, Kim has grown weary of the Pap only looking for her ass, and yet for some reason never seems to go for the growing popularity of side boob… of which she could certainly be a key contributor.
While posing on the red carpet, having never contemplated WHY THE FUCK SHE IS THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, Kim simplies sighs at requests for her to turn around, bend over, and take a telephoto lense all the way into her small intestine."
The seat of that bikini looks to be reinforced.
"Does this skimpy bikini bottom make my ass look fat?"
"Nope, your ass does fine all by itself…"
…not that there's anything wrong with "Fat Bottomed Girls"…they make the rockin' world go 'round…and in the realm, KimK is "Queen"
The seat of that bikini looks to be reinforced.Its reinforced because of that fat sound your friend makes whenever he sees a fat girl. You know the one that sounds like a wet fart.
She took that off one of those diving horses from the circus.
SHE NEEDS A TATTOO ON EACH CHEEK OF OLD-FASHIONED FINGER POINTERS AIMED AT HER BUNGHOLE THAT SAY "INSERT COCK HERE"
Where's ohm?
That is exactly what my ass looks like.
Minus the hair and embedded cum stains.
And when she's not on the red carpet, she could get a job as a plumber. Look at the crack at the top of the bikini bottom.
Finally, we're in agreement. Once she drops 40-50 pounds she'll be the ideal woman in my eyes.