LINDSAY IS NOT REALLY GAY

OK! magazine says today that Lindsay Lohan may be in the final few days of her relationship with Sam Ronson, and she might already have a replacement in mind.  Try and guess if it’s a girl.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend — for a man.Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.On August 5 at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,” an eyewitness tells OK!.And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s repeated clashes.“Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.  She’ll be with the next guy who catches her eye — she can’t help it!”

I’m still amazed Lindsay held out this long.  Lindsay is a whore.  Whores need dick.  God only knows how Sam kept her happy.  The vibrators in that bedroom must be all next generation stuff.  Twin strokes engines with pictures of a badger on the side, sounding like an airplane when she turns it on.  You’ll know when they’re gettin it on because all the lights in the neighborhood will dim when Sam is don’t plugging all that stuff in.