Very obviously Michael Lohan wasn’t going to sit quietly on the sidelines after his daughter Lindsay called him out, and, predictably, here we have his response to her response to her girlfriends response to his statement, all of which has been done through entertainment websites or myspace.
"Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.
She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay.
Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.”
Boooring. Look, it's Lindsay dressed as a cheerleader on the set of Ugly Betty. And you can tell that show is made for girls and gay guys because that's the lamest cheerleader outfit ever. What did they spend on that, like a dollar? It’s the kind of cheerleading outfit goth girls wear to make fun of cheerleaders.
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I think I've hit my Lindsay quota for the decade…
It's so sad that Lindsay is in the middle of all this when she could be naked at my house doing naughty things with me.
Maybe… but then, we sure hang around those threads, huh?
P.S> nice black bin liner skirt she's wearing in the second set of pics.
Love the socks and she has the right idea covering up her face for the ugly days, saving me the need to hunt for a paper bag.
"One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.”
~~"…That DOES feel better in my ass than Sam's tongue"~~
Had to be said. Yes, there will be MUCH better versions to follow. Knock yourselves out.
…that's the lamest cheerleader outfit ever.
Yeah, but you've gotta admit, it's like the old, hot Lindsay is back all of a sudden. Man, I spend one frickin' day away from this site and it turns into a Lohan family reunion. Well, I'm out drinking at the museum all day tomorrow so I'm expecting more famous cleavage and/or toe when I return B.
While the cheerleading outfit is quite homely looking, Lindsay actually looks her age for a change instead of like a worn out 30 something the way she usually does.
MG Admirer, I couldn't help but smile when you used the phrase "ugly days", because that's what I call the days when I look terrible. I prefer to avoid human contact and going outside on those days.
Who's out of control? The guy who pays $1 Million to put Lindsay in his movie, that's who.
A bad cheerleader outfit it may be but Lindsay Lohan + Cheerleader Outfit = The Jewish Surfer doing awful, awful things with her.
"Lindsay actually looks her age for a change"
No she doesn't. She's actually over a century old. This Lohan schtick is her ninth consecutive reinvention/rejuvenation trying to make it as a celeb. The process involves ingesting aborted foetuses (http://tinyurl.com/5kkbau). Her problems stem from her repressed celeb aspirations for her past 8 lives; this is the closest she's ever made it to success (so close) and she's not been able to hold back a centuriesworth of wishful thinking about, for example, rampant sex, drug benders and Bryan Adams.
These were taken recently? She looks five years younger.
Ah, I mean she looks 18 again.
Is this the episode of Ugly Betty where the cheer squad has a car wash fundraiser? And then a water fight breaks out? And then the girls start fighting for real? In slow motion?
And the Award for Achievement in Makeup goes tooooo…
Whomever that artist is who turned back the clock so expertly deserves my everfapping kudos.
Lindsay could really get a hotter lesbian. I'd picture her Kristanna Loken.
*with
That is the exact cheerleader outfit I used to make fun of cheerleaders. That bitch broke into my attic.
God, cheerleaders make me hot..
"Save the cheerleader, save the world", suddenly the pics a few days back of her and Hayden Panetierre make sense…
LL = Haggard
To Doc, saw this and thought of you: http://tinyurl.com/6y282r
To Doc, saw this and thought of you: http://tinyurl.com/6y282r
LOL!
To contribute: Sam probably has to turn to Lindsay because every time she tries to masturbate, her vibrator pretends its batteries are dead