Maddox Jolie showed off his new blue mohawk today in Venice. Brad and Angelina seem like fun parents. I was never allowed to get cool haircuts like this and now I go to therapy twice a week. Massage therapy. I wasn’t getting enough handjobs from Vietnamese sex slaves working off their passage to America. I'm cured!
(picture source = bauer griffin)
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That is cool, he should be in futuristic karate movies when he gets older.
he looks like a chinese smurf
he looks like a chinese smurf
A Smulf?
This is a kid who is going to grow up in a bizarre fantasy world the like of which we can only imagine until, in his late teens, he has to go somewhere normal for some reason and he's gonna suffer the biggest culture shock ever. He'll be wandering round in a daze, muttering to himself about where are all the ice-cream fountains and why are some of the people not beautiful and oh god oh god the air the air it burns IT BURNS!!!
RiA, would that make Angelina a Smilf?
a churf
always nice to know that Brangelina and I have the same preferences in pets…I guess it's the blue plumage…
Hey, that's not the guy that likes pirates and lumberjacks!!!!
I want to buy some kids so I can play dollies.
He so wacky, he plunk lock.
He looks like a skunk…
"I wasn’t getting enough handjobs from Vietnamese sex slaves…"
A glimpse at Maddox's future, had Angelina not stepped in.
he looks like a chinese smurf
lol
Amazingly, after all the girls I've banged, I'm not a father. But my basic knowledge of parenthood - and mostly math - suggests that it shouldn't take, hmmmm, let's think, more than 1 person to move a small child. Any explanation for it taking at least 2 to move this
smulfSonic the Hedgehog clone?He looks like a fucking TREASURE TROLL circa 1960's. DOC, PEPPER can you confirm?
"I want my hair brue"
"I want my hair brue"
Brue….lol
Yeah, and How Long is a Chinaman? No seriously, how long before this kid is on this very site every day for blowing coke off a 'tween stars tit and crashing Porches into Shia Lebouf? I say about 10 years.
scum, as you can see, the Treasure troll is far more attractive…
http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesh5/47a989.jpg
I actually think I'd be the kind of mom that lets their kid get a blue mohawk. And then I'd take him to his grandfather's house and watch him sit through the 3 hour lecture about how to present yourself in public. Just for fun.