Since the dawn of time, man has yearned too see Mariah Careys giant breasts, and now, thanks to the miracle of photography and her time on a Snoop video, we're as close as we have ever been. What an age is this, where new miracles happen everyday.
(more pictures over here)
Grab the lifejackets and coolers…here comes the motorboat!
Gah, I never did like this chick. I guess her body is alright, though.
I'll look for X-ray shops of these.
I would fuck this whore senseless.
pretentious cunt never met a mirror she didn't like
I assumed you meant her dignity and self-respect when I read the post title, but after reading I know that I was right.
The thing with this chick is, you can never tell when she's airbrushed into yummy goodness and when she's not–one day she looks like this, the next day some magazine has a picture of her looking like fried ass with the caption, "Shocking Mariah weight gain!" If I had a penis, it would be very confused.
She's as crazy as Anniston, as high-maintainance, her vag has probably been used even more, and they're only a year apart in age, so why is it I'd fuck Mariah until the police pulled me off her, and I'd be scared to even be in the same room as Anniston for too long? I just can't work it out.
I'd liked her better when she was full blown crazy. I bet she was better in bed then too.
this broad is bat-shit bonkers and crazy bitches seem to be attracted to me… so maybe i have a shot? but i'm white, so it seriously hurts my chances
I liked her so much more early in her career when she had the girl next door image going, instead of the overpriced call girl look. Putting it all out there like that all the time just screams desperation. Either way, I still love her songs.
stupid pictures. all those angles and not a glimpse of a titty. the only thing she'd get from me is the chili dog.
Does she ever wear anything other than clothes two sizes to small for her? Mind you I'm not complaining as she gives me quite the impressive boner but still…
I'd slap those tits silly. Silly, I say!!
Very weird that no one has naked pics of this whore anywhere.
She must have the same lawyers as the Church of Scientology.
fo'shizzle ma tizzles
introducing the new chairman of Mensa
How old is this chocolate vessel?
Makes me want to kill Nick Cannon and put on some blackface…
So a regular Wednesday.
I bet she is GD FILTHY in the bedroom…