Kim Kardashian slashed her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to the hospital last night in New York. TMZ says…
No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells TMZ there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene. (*)"
TMZ goes on to say the accident may jeopardize Kim’s place on this seasons "Dancing With The Stars". But let's hope not. Seeing Kim make it on broadcast television would be a ray of hope to little girls everywhere. At least little girls whose plans include fucking black guys on tape and then releasing it to the public so they can be famous.
(* note - maybe not the greatest analogy if you’re talking about Kim Kardashian, who was rich because her dad was OJs defense lawyer after he chopped off his wifes head.)
Why was she on the table in the first place?
Also, do I care?
No, no I don't.
FIST!
Jesus, it's like The Omega Man in here.
Too bad it wasn't her murder scene. Just kidding, kind of.
What, Who ate her foot?
Kim must've thought it was called "Table Dancing with the Stars"
There is video ON TMZ of her interview on one of the morning shows where SHE is the one who said that. The person interviewing her even said that he thinks this is a sympathy ploy.
BTW, that wasn't blood everywhere…it was gravy…
My sympathy is for her partner…try lifting KK without getting a hernia…
I think that my knowing that is evidence that I need to get a life… *hangs head in shame.
She may not be able to do Dancing with the Stars, however she is up for the lead role in MY LEFT FOOT.
There is video ON TMZ of her interview on one of the morning shows where SHE is the one who said that. The person interviewing her even said that he thinks this is a sympathy ploy.
I sure as fuck feel sorry for her! Attacking coffee tables are becoming a fucking everyday danger!
Emm, can you open your mouth a little wider as you hang your head?
See, if you told me Kim injured a body part on a glass table, I would have bet you a million bucks it was her ass. No fucking on coffee tables for you unless they're made out of solid concrete, baby
BTW, tomorrow's show theme is "M-m-m good"–all classic rock songs will begin with the letter M. Let's see some requests (PM them, don't post them please)
Where is my internet girlfriend?
I NEED YOU!
A premonition of another OJ incident? This time staring Kim and Reggie
Man, that bikini top is rockin!. Looks like a dead heat in a Zeppelin Race!
I wonder if Daddy K was worried when OJ first saw his daughter and there were little hearts floating in the air and blue birds singing. Could have been a whole May/December romance thing…but with a lot more blood and screaming.