CALM DOWN FATTY

September 8, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

During his uncomfortably unfunny opening monologue, Russell Brand made some jokes about the Jonas Brothers and Promise Rings. Jordin Sparks (I have no idea who that is) took offense, so when she went on stage to introduce TI, she said something about how promise rings are cool, and not everyone wants to be a slut. And it really made me think. Jordin Sparks is cool. I wonder if all the other kids who never have sex are just as neato? Later I forgot this lesson and banged a hot Asian chick with big tits. I had barely even gotten my pants back on before I started to realize what a lame loser I am.

Tags: jordin sparks

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.