During his uncomfortably unfunny opening monologue, Russell Brand made some jokes about the Jonas Brothers and Promise Rings. Jordin Sparks (I have no idea who that is) took offense, so when she went on stage to introduce TI, she said something about how promise rings are cool, and not everyone wants to be a slut. And it really made me think. Jordin Sparks is cool. I wonder if all the other kids who never have sex are just as neato? Later I forgot this lesson and banged a hot Asian chick with big tits. I had barely even gotten my pants back on before I started to realize what a lame loser I am.
Jordan Sparks, Jonas Brothers and Russell Brand.
Sounds like that whole affair was a giant bucket of who gives a fuck.
Yea, Russell apologised, then pointed out that sex was actually quite fun….
I heard 11,231 people committed suicide after watchig these awards!! Just becuase it was 4 hours hours of their life they could never get back
-This may or may not be true!
I Tivo'd it and condensed 4 hours into 20 minutes! (GO ME!!!!)
I mean WTF?? There was like only 5 awards given out!!
…promise rings are cool, and not everyone wants to be a slut
Speak for yourself!
diane, I would never consider you a slut…just generous with your favors…and that's never a bad thing…kinda like Halloween where the tricks are the treats…
Wow! Look at the guns on that linebacker!
Uncomfortably Unfunny?
You should watch the british comedy awards a few years back when Julian Clary apologised for going on stage late because he had been fisting the then Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Now that was uncomfortable….
Rem,
Was he really, or did he just make that up?
why thank you Rick. i can live with that.
i'm all for this bi'girl wanting to wear her promise ring…just hope she doesn't mistake it for the wrapping on a sausage and gnaw her finger off. nom nom nom nom.
TW, with Julian Clary, there really was no way of knowing…..
Hope that Asian chick didn't cost you too much there Bman.
I'll bet Russell smokes a mean pole
I thought the Jonas Brothers (I refuse to call them "Bros") just promised not to fuck anyone besides each other until they got married.
this stupid bitch got her granny-panties in a sheepshank over a comedian making a *gasp* joke?
no wonder she has a promise ring, no one would fuck this tight-ass.
she seems like such fun company
no wonder she has a promise ring, no one would fuck this tight-ass.
More to do with the lantern jawed man look I would have said
also, that essential nobody standing next to her was a comedian at some point… you would have thought that he would have said something to her about not sticking her cloven-hoof into her mouth
Of course she thinks promise rings are cool. No one wants to bang her, with those lineman like delts.
Jonas brothers? Are they black?
That host guy looks like the retarded love child of Joe Perry and Janet Reno. MTV couldn't get more irrelevant if it tried.
I thought the Jonas Brothers (I refuse to call them "Bros") just promised not to fuck anyone besides each other until they got married.
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I know right, Im like, so suckin each other's dicks doesnt count? Freekin limp wristed faygos