The catfight between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood has been pretty gentle so far, but it's about to ramp the fuck up thanks to a new article in OK magazine.
Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie's ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.
While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her declarations of love, his ex, Carrie, has quite a different point of view.
“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. "She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
You can see that People magazine cover here. I wouldn’t say Jessica looks fat, but she’s not as skinny as Carrie Underwood’s hot little ass. Jessica should just walk away. And then the magazines can investigate more important stuff. Like Eskimos. What the hell are those things?!?!
They should kiss and make up.
While I'm slamming one of them from behind.
I Would …..both of them.
The bitch fights are getting hotter. This is way fucking better than Madonna the crypt keeper vs. Lenny Kravitz's latest cum receptacle.
I find that most guys prefer healthy girls with big boobs opposed to skinny chicks with no boobs or implants. Sorry B ….you are wrong.
Good call Big Smelly.
Then again… I do want to see this Kitty Fight. Yes. Yes I do. Very much.
Judging by the cover of this "People" magazine…OMFG, WHO BUYS AND READS THIS CRAP!
Yeah, because calling her out as being a little fatter and calling her desperate is just SO much classier. Ugh.
At least Carry has the better name!
I cannot believe I going to say this but I agree with Pap Smear
We all know Tony could give 2 shits about this white trash tramp. She has no choice but to cling to Tony because at a moment's notice, she could be kicked to the curb.
Both girls are hot and I'd like to extend an offer to "mediate" between them. I think they'll find we can all come to an agreement.
http://www.people.com/people/archive/issue/0,,7566060911,00.html
God, am I bored. Why doesn't Chicago have any decent weed?
Both of these bitches are smoking. I'll gladly "mediate" between them. I think they'll find that we can all come to agreement.
….well apparently Carrie did not say she was fat. "A pal told OK mag"….thats about as crediable as Bren telling me he broke up with his fianc'e and he has 13 inch penis…… I need pics.
Pap Snip +2
Except the part about his meat–don't need to see that…again.
+ 2
Well then hell…im signing off. Dont wanna push it.
I would let Carrie suck my depostit out of Jessicas backdoor bank.
she's about a cock short of a donkey show.
God, am I bored. Why doesn't Chicago have any decent weed?
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Becuase us floridans smoke all that shit before it can get there. Between Us and Atlanta, its a wrap on the southern crop. What does sneak thru heads to NYC, so you better look west homie.
Chicago have any decent weed?
We've got the good here, it must stop in St. Louis.
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