09.12.2008 EVA LONGORIA LOOKS DIFFERENT

The Daily Mail says that Eva Longoria, " abandoned her high-maintenance look for a quiet evening out in Hollywood last night".  Meaning she ran some errands and looked like hell.  I hate when girls do this.  Especially famous one who trick us into thinking they’re pretty.  They knew i was sitting at home all alone, and they took advantage of me.  It’s a betrayal.  I feel like I should get my semen back.  You don't deserve it Eva!   I bid you Good Day madam!



(87) Comments

  1. Brandon103 09/12/2008 07:02

    I'd still do 'er

  2. smooth0707 09/12/2008 07:03

    she actually looks like a mexican for once

  3. Brandon103 09/12/2008 07:03

    Looks like a spanish version of sandra bullock

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/12/2008 07:04

    That's disgusting.  Women should never go out in public unless they look their absolute best, I say burn her.

  5. The Fried Man 09/12/2008 07:11

    I always want to bang them more when they shows the "stars withouth their makeup on photos."  Especially that Jessica Biel…does that make me gay or something?

  6. TW 09/12/2008 07:12

    She looks very grandmotherly.

  7. TW 09/12/2008 07:13

    Fried,

    Yes. Yes it does.

  8. heart rob 09/12/2008 07:14

    why does she look like she has cancer/death?

  9. Inigo Montoya 09/12/2008 07:14

    Whats with the paw full of fives?  By "quiet evening out", did they mean she went to the strip club?

  10. TW 09/12/2008 07:15

    All you Texa-Mexa-Oklahomians OK? 

    Ike fuck your shit up like it did in Cuba?

  11. The Fried Man 09/12/2008 07:17

    TW, really?  What if I don't suck her dick?  

  12. Paleomiz 09/12/2008 07:18

    You know, I always thought if you scraped off her makeup all you'd be left with was bare skull

  13. niclipse 09/12/2008 07:18

    What the fuck.If I wanted to see that shit, I could walk three cubicles to the left.

  14. be 09/12/2008 07:18

    ok like i get it….unrealistic standard of beauty in the media and film…..the double standard…..celebrities being held up to a higher standard than us mere mortals…..yadda yadda blah blah……I don't usually care but in her case….wow……shes just flat out ugly…..this might be the biggest parity between makeup on makeup offI've ever seen….period. 

    I mean its weird cuz she doesn't look super made up in photos or on tv either…which means she trys extra extra hard when she puts on makeup to look like shes not wearing alot of makeup as obviated by these pictures here…..jesus I mean am I the only one whos genuinely surprised by this?

     

    shes a fucking uggo without makeup……but with it shes hot……I've seen catfish that look better than her sans makeup…

     

    never never do this again lady

  15. be 09/12/2008 07:19

    ahhh that picture just literally scared me….

  16. Observer 09/12/2008 07:20

    Wow the girl at the counter of Dunkin' Donuts looks ordinary today.

  17. Cock of the Balthazar 09/12/2008 07:20

    Looks like Sandra Oh without the specs.

  18. dirtydiane 09/12/2008 07:22

    I'd say she needs a shave.

  19. Billy's Mom Popped My Cherry 09/12/2008 07:23

    Mmmm, she certainly isn't looking her best.  What she needs is a nice hot cup of tea.

  20. TW 09/12/2008 07:24

    Fried,

    If you jangled her nuts, then you're on your way to gayville, there buddy.

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