FINALLY, AN ALBUM

If you’re like me (*), every time you hear Kim Kardashinas monotonous droning on TV, you think, wow, I sure would like to hear her sing.  Oh hey good news.

The reality star told Hyla on the Yo on E! satellite radio show Wednesday that she would like to try her hand at singing: "I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing."If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she'd like to collaborate…"I'd say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake."

Timbaland and Justin Timberlake?  Whatever fatass.  The only person she needs to be meeting with is Jenny Craig.  I'm not positive what the fuck means but it sounded like a joke.