09.17.2008 GOD THIS TOOK FOREVER

These pictures of Megan Fox in this months GQ showed up yesterday, but only now are they up in high quality scans.  So these are the same pictures, but larger.  Much like how my penis is just a larger version of a regular penis, despite urban legends to the contrary which claim it has some kind of “magic powers”.


(74) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/17/2008 06:32

    holy fucking shit master dick sword activate

  2. RemSteale 09/17/2008 06:34

    I like Pic #3 best I think.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/17/2008 06:35

    Would it be creepy to enlarge the first one to life size, print it out, punch a hole in the mouth and stick my dick through it?

  4. Paleomiz 09/17/2008 06:35

    Upon looking at these pics, I have 2 questions:

    1. Does she think the only way people will find her attractive is if she poses like a slut?
    2. What's with the 8-lane highway of a cleavage?
  5. RemSteale 09/17/2008 06:37

    1. Most men will

    2. Dunno, but I think you would need a pretty huge cock to titty fuck her 

  6. tajmccall 09/17/2008 06:37

    Wow, that takes care of these pair of trousers. 

  7. Paleomiz 09/17/2008 06:37

    It's like she has the Marty Feldman of racks

  8. dirtydiane 09/17/2008 06:37

    So when did FHM take over GQ?

  9. RemSteale 09/17/2008 06:38

    More importantly, when are you doing an FHM photo shoot Diane?

  10. tajmccall 09/17/2008 06:39

    1. She's hot, then she wants to look like shes DTF. Whats the issue here?

    2. So…she has fake tits then.  My cock didn't seem to notice/care.

  11. ham sandwich 09/17/2008 06:39

    Only one visible tattoo =  +2

  12. Slaappy got fingerbanged 09/17/2008 06:41

    Urgent Cherry Pop Tart craving BRB…

  13. Observer 09/17/2008 06:41

    Took forever?????

    Only took me about two minutes!!

  14. Evil Malcom Norris 09/17/2008 06:45

    That's an awful tittay job. Oh…nice blue eyes.

  15. RemSteale 09/17/2008 06:45

    Friction burns Obs?

  16. DocTroy 09/17/2008 06:46

    2 days in a row.  Very awesome.

  17. Observer 09/17/2008 06:47

    None, RemSteale…….

    ……thanks for asking…….I AM an expert …..so the rest of you should maybe not try this at home….save it for work.

  18. Evil Malcom Norris 09/17/2008 06:48

    My pleasure tool has cherry envy

  19. Evil Malcom Norris 09/17/2008 06:48

    oh and ice cube envy, too.

  20. RemSteale 09/17/2008 06:48

    Ah, you got your wife to do it….

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