09.18.2008 GTFO

Someone very much in a position to know this kind of thing just texted me and said Angelina and Brad have broken up.  I call “no way”.  They seem happy.   But then again I thought Megan Fox and I were happy until she had security remove me from the tree outside her bedroom.  Love can be funny sometimes.

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/18/2008 10:24

    Bullshit.

    (call me Angelina)

  2. Winesipper 09/18/2008 10:26

    Big Smelly Dirt Cock is what i call Angelina!

  3. entropissed 09/18/2008 10:28

    Which one called dibs on the asian kid? Cuz I need an asian kid if they're just going to throw it away in the dumpster once this thing is all over.

  4. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/18/2008 10:28

    ?

  5. scum 09/18/2008 10:28

    Besides Lexi who the fuck cares.

  6. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/18/2008 10:29

    I guess he turned into a regular guy on her and she demands a freak…

  7. be 09/18/2008 10:31

    soooooo this is the final sign of the apocalypse……better start digging that bomb shelter…and by bomb shelter I mean bomb ditch…and even thats gonna be more like a shallow bomb grave……YAY apocalypse!!!!!

  8. LonghornMike 09/18/2008 10:31

    If we're calling dibs on the leftover kids, I'll take one of the brown ones.  Doesn't matter if it's Asian or African, just needs to get to that area behind the toilet with a scrub brush.

  9. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/18/2008 10:34

    LongMike,

    Go Asian. They're better at getting in and out of problem areas…

  10. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/18/2008 10:39

    Is Asian twattage really sideways?

  11. Fussy Bitch 09/18/2008 10:43

    *cough**cough* Bullshit! But Angie you know how to get a hold of me for some real female lovin

  12. LonghornMike 09/18/2008 10:43

    Is Asian twattage really sideways?

    Only when they're born.  It turns as they age.

  13. dirtydiane 09/18/2008 10:45

    Is Asian twattage really sideways?

    Only when they're born.  It turns as they age

    Oh. Dear. God.  That disturbs me to my core.

  14. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/18/2008 10:46

    Dirty Disturbed Diane???

  15. LonghornMike 09/18/2008 10:49

    Too much?  Did I go too far?

  16. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/18/2008 10:50

    With the response or with young Asians?  Yes, and yes.

  17. Paleomiz 09/18/2008 10:51

    I wouldn't be surprised–she snagged him with a smokin' hot bod and crazy mad sex only to morph into a skinny, pasty, veiny, third-world-hopping, crazy cat lady child-adopting lunatic

  18. Smeg McMuffin 09/18/2008 10:51

    The news this morning was Brad Pitt donated a hundred grand to keep same sex marriage from being overturned, and now this…coincidence?

  19. Evil Malcom Norris 09/18/2008 10:54

    By the power of Grayscull. Is Skeletor still alive?

  20. dirtydiane 09/18/2008 10:55

    I have to call shenanigans on this.  Angie and I tag-teamed Brad just last weekend when they were visiting his grandma in Shawnee, OK and they seemed the picture of happiness.

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