09.11.2008 MATT DAMON IS A SCARDY CAT

I can barely even read and I spy on my Arab neighbor because I assume he’s up to something, so I may not be the person to talk politics, but it will probably be inevitable the next few months considering how Hollywood loves to interject itself into presidential races. But for now, brace yourself, because it turns out that big stars hate Republicans.  Here Matt Damon says he is scared of Sarah Palin because she’s too inexperienced.  I’m not good with numbers, but Palin is a one term governor.  Obama is a one term senator.  That’s the same, right?  One equals one right?

"I think there's a really good chance Sarah Palin could become president, and I think that's a really scary thing… I think the pick was made for political purposes… Do the actuary tables and there's a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term and it'll be President Palin… It's like a really bad Disney movie. The hockey mom, you know, 'oh, I'm just a hockey mom'… and she's facing down President Putin… It's totally absurd… it's a really terrifying possibility.”

I don’t think Damon is playing up the fear angle enough.  He should have had some organ music in the background, and played a thunder clap and laughing witch sound every time he mentioned her name.



(173) Comments

  1. RemSteale 09/11/2008 08:15

    Frau Blucher!!

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/11/2008 08:17

    He's looking at this the wrong way.  If Palin becomes president, sure, we'll turn into a theocracy but at least the country will have many more uptight teenage girls looking to rebel which means more teenage girls fucking.

  3. MG Admirer 09/11/2008 08:17

    He's right.

    Unfrotunately what he's not saying is that Americans like to vote for style and have never voted on policy issues.   So it doesn't matter whether McCain/Palin have better ideas than Obama/Biden or the other way around.   All that matters is that she's a Creation believing, church going MILF

  4. Tito's Abdomen 09/11/2008 08:18

    This whole thing started when they allowed women to run for office. That was a big mistake.

  5. Paleomiz 09/11/2008 08:18

    The next celebrity that thinks their political opinion matters enough to go public with it should be anally fed elephant cock

  6. Just the Tip 09/11/2008 08:19

    Fucking political rants… Thank God for Matt Damon's insight though!  What does Alec think?!  I need to know what Alec thinks!!!

  7. RemSteale 09/11/2008 08:19

    If only Obama had hired Kerry Washington instead. She's hotter than Palin and she's called Washington..

  8. Homesliced 09/11/2008 08:20

    I don't remember ever interrupting a rehearsal for "Oklahoma" to get the pulse of the theatre nerds while in high school and I still don't care what they think. Pound sand hippie.

  9. Slaappy got fingerbanged 09/11/2008 08:20

    Where are the Zombies? I demand a new Zombie movie!

  10. THC 09/11/2008 08:20

    http://www.McCainandtheHotChick.com

     

    Thats why I did this, is she is alot hotter than Biden!

  11. MG Admirer 09/11/2008 08:21

    He's looking at this the wrong way.  If Palin becomes president, sure, we'll turn into a theocracy but at least the country will have many more uptight teenage girls looking to rebel which means more teenage girls fucking.

     

    The downside of this is that unlike Bristol Palin - who had a choice regarding her baby - the theocracy would impose the government's choice upon everyone.

    Secondly, Creationism.   Seriously - do we really need to return to the dark ages?

  12. SkinneeJay 09/11/2008 08:21

    Palin is inexperienced? Of the four people, I'm pretty sure she's the only one with Executive Power experience (Governor) for which is the position they're running (pres/vice pres). Actors are morons.

  13. ohmwrecker 09/11/2008 08:21

    It is killing me to agree with Damon.

  14. TimBoston 09/11/2008 08:22

    FEAR. TERROR. MEXICANS.

  15. THC 09/11/2008 08:23

    [url=http://www.mccainandthehotchick.com]McCainandtheHotChick[/url]

    Maybe this works?

  16. ohmwrecker 09/11/2008 08:24

    Sure, there are a few "holes" in the theory of evolution, but are you really going to sit there and tell me the only other alternative is . . . magic?! Jesus on a dinosaur!

  17. MG Admirer 09/11/2008 08:25

    The next celebrity that thinks their political opinion matters enough to go public with it should be anally fed elephant cock

    Disagree

    Firstly, the public are more likely to listen to celebs than the real politicians, so it helps to get the issues out there.

    Secondly, why punish the elephant?

  18. Emmalee 09/11/2008 08:25

    Well, he's right  EXHIBIT A:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1vPYbRB7k

    I mean "God's will"?  Give me a break!!!!  This is just crazy!!

  19. someoneluvsu 09/11/2008 08:25

    Palin's fuckin Matt Damon

  20. Just the Tip 09/11/2008 08:25

    "…I think the pick was made for political purposes…"

    No shit.  A choice made in Politics for Political Purposes.  Genius.  This is why Jason Bourne is my favorite character for this guy…

    The son of a bitch doesn't talk much!  If only art truly reflected life.

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