09.16.2008 MEGAN FOX WAS A TEENAGE LESBIAN

Megan Fox says in this months GQ that when she was 18-years-old, she was alone in LA for the first time, and anxious to explore the pleasures of life.  So she had a lesbian relationship with a Russian stripper.

Fox - “Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
GQ - How long did it go on?
Fox - “Not very long. You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”

So now it turns out you can add , "three-way with strippers" to your Megan Fox fantasies.  Honest to God the only way this girl could get any more perfect at this point is if it turns out she can fly.

(125) Comments

  1. OCFIEND 09/16/2008 07:03

    Meagan is a GODESS! She is the perfect woman!

  2. Lady Stardust 09/16/2008 07:04

     Yawn!!! Oh and FIRST!!!

  3. Lady Stardust 09/16/2008 07:04

    Damn you, OCFIEND! Damn you to hell!!!

  4. OCFIEND 09/16/2008 07:05

    Why is she eating that cherry like that?

  5. RemSteale 09/16/2008 07:06

    This thread will take off I wager…..

  6. mobywan 09/16/2008 07:07

    spank bank filling rapidly

  7. Brandon103 09/16/2008 07:07

    This is the best news I've heard all day week month. If you'll excuse me I'm going to be busy for the next 3 minutes. 

  8. DocTroy 09/16/2008 07:08

    My God.  I believe it's now turned into an unhealthy obsession.

  9. RemSteale 09/16/2008 07:08

    Why is she eating that cherry like that?

    Because I cant imagine anyone else complaining 

  10. givinupthefight 09/16/2008 07:08

    Around the world, nerd's penises brains are exploding as we speak. I know, because I'm one of them.

  11. OCFIEND 09/16/2008 07:08

    MY keyboard, it's all sticky. :(

  12. Paleomiz 09/16/2008 07:10

    Why is her face like 10 shades whiter than the rest of her body? And why am I even looking at her face?

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  13. LargeMarge 09/16/2008 07:11

    These pics are awful.  Her head looks huge and her face is a totally different color than her body.  She is hot, just not in these pics.  They look like really bad photoshop.

  14. niclipse 09/16/2008 07:11

    I will marry Megan Fox.

  15. DocTroy 09/16/2008 07:12

    I know why it's ten shades whiter here.  Can you see that?  Uh oh.

  16. OCFIEND 09/16/2008 07:13

    The only "bad" pictures of Meagan Fox are the ones where she is standing next to that douche she calls a boyfriend!

  17. Paleomiz 09/16/2008 07:14

    Why is she eating that cherry like that?

    Maybe she thinks if she eats cherries, her hymen will grow back

  18. Lance @ FilmDrunk 09/16/2008 07:14

    Her tits are kind of far apart.  Some might even say far enough to fit my face in between.

  19. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/16/2008 07:14

    This is fantastic news.

    I may have to scrap one out in the office can real quick, don't tell anyone.

  20. Brandon103 09/16/2008 07:14

    who gives a fuck about the discoloration. can you people read? LESBIAN LOVE WITH MEGAN FOX

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