OKAY NEVER MIND

Okay so, in stark contrast to the last email I got about this, I just got another email from someone who works on the Girls Next Door, and she says the previous reports about Holly moving out and breaking up with Hef are 100 percent not true.  She says Holly shot scenes for GND yesterday at the mansion and they have more planed tomorrow.  She says Holly would never leave Hef because she has too much to lose, including her pretend job at the magazine and whatever future opportunities may come her way because of her profile as Hugh Heffner’s girlfriend.

To be honest I had a hard time believing that last story and a much easier time believing this one.  It's not like Holly's dumb ass could get a real job. Here's her resume:

 – I can and will lick an old mans balls  – I'm naked right now

Actually on second thought there’s like 800 producers she could work for.  She should dump Hef immediately.