VALKYRIE HAS A NEW TRAILER

By brendon September 26, 2008 @ 9:42 AM

"Valkyrie" has been plagued by bad press for months and had it's release date pushed back several times, despite a big name cast and crew led by Tom Cruise, director Brian Singer and Christopher McQuarrie, the worlds greatest screenwriter.  The movie is about the failed plot to kill Hitler by Nazi officers, who clearly didn’t learn anything by all their failed attempts at killing Indiana Jones.  Just shoot him, he’s standing right there, I swear to god if you shoot him it will work.


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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/26/2008 09:55

    Looks good but Cruise looks like a fucking idiot with that eye-patch.

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 09/26/2008 09:56

    They should release this turkey on Thanksgiving weekend…very appropriate…

  3. Jessica_Fangirl 09/26/2008 09:57

    I'm overwhelmed at the authenticity of his accent.  Wow.  Way to not even fucking try to act Cruise.

  4. The Fried Man 09/26/2008 09:58

    The Nazi's were dick bags of course, but Tom Cruise is a supreme douche making it even less likely that I would ever see a movie about dick bags starring a douche.  Huh?  I confused myself.

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 09/26/2008 10:02

    hmmm…Tiny Tom as a Nazi…does that now qualify him to be a Deutsche-bag?

  6. pepper 09/26/2008 10:05

    This is based on a true story?

    Why are there no Kneegrows or Jews in this trailor? 

  7. cheese 09/26/2008 10:14

    I fell asleep during the trailer. How does it end?

  8. Vixen 09/26/2008 10:17

    Would be exponentially better if Cruise did not play the lead part. When will Hollywood get this right?

  9. Observer 09/26/2008 10:21

    Rick (P)…..excellent……!

  10. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 09/26/2008 11:10

    ohmy gawd, this website has been taken over.

  11. scum 09/26/2008 11:13

    I love october fest, I am still drunk. Fuck tom cruise, he doesnt even deserve caps.

  12. pepper 09/26/2008 11:14

    Looks like they sent Tom on a Mission Impossible.

  13. pepper 09/26/2008 11:15

    WTF is wrong with this wesite?

  14. Joe Blow 09/26/2008 11:22

    Who cut this trailer, Paula Abdul?

  15. dirtydiane 09/26/2008 11:24

    I thought Nazis were all supposed to tall, blonde, blue eyed Ken dolls…?  Since when does Tiny Tom qualify for the Master Race?

  16. loganeast2 09/26/2008 11:36

    Bryan Singer directed this abortion?!  I'm losing more respect for him by the day.  Did you notice the expert casting throughout the movie?  I love when British people play Germans.  Its like when the had Tim F'ing Curry playing a Russian in Hunt for Red October.  I'm not even sure that Tom Cruise is a bankable star anymore. He'll think he is because Tropic Thunder did well, but that was more about the collection of stars than Tom.

  17. Da Girrrl Next Door 09/26/2008 11:37

    Since when does Tiny Tom qualify for the Master Race?

    Since he became the #1 Scientologist EVER! 

     

  18. Emmalee 09/26/2008 11:37

    I think that Tom Cruise is a good actor, but he royally messed up here.  He shoud have really worked on his accent.

  19. someoneluvsu 09/26/2008 11:39

    BSDC: looks good but Cruise looks like a fucking idiot with that eye-patch.

    Fixed (to reflect my personal bias.)

  20. Musikid 09/26/2008 11:42

    With the exceptions of Tom Cruise playing a Nazi (does anyone else find him completely unbelievable as a Nazi???), and the Nazis not even speaking English with a German accent (this isn't Star Wars, where everything we hear gets translated into Basic!!!), or speaking German at all, this movie actually does look decent… moreso for the story than anything else…

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