Angelina Jolie has been married twice already and has said she’d never get married again, but now it seems she’s at least open to the idea. At first I read this and got all excited but it turns out she meant with someone else. People magazine says…
Asked if she plans to make an honest man out of Brad Pitt, the actress hints that they may end up tying the knot – under pressure from the kids.
"Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards," says Jolie.
"But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you're not?' "
I think a good answer to that question is because Shrek and Fionna are imaginary creatures who live in a fantasy world where husbands and wives don’t wanna fuckin kill themselves after 6 months. That way the kids can stay swept up in the magic of movies.
Marriage is for quitters!
Hey Brad, run.
That smile on his face from all the bjs those big full lips are giving. Damn that man.
At least they've both rigorously tested the car before buying
Marriage is for
quitters!those who have resigned themselves to a tortuous existence followed by the sweet release of death…every wedding chapel should have the following enscribed over the entrance…"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"Marriage is a wonderful institution…but not everyone needs to be institutionalized…
At least they've both rigorously tested the car before buying
Yea but apparently now that she has been under the hood, in the trunk and through the glove compartment, it's just some car she has no intention of ever buying. That either makes Brad the luckiest man in the world or the most whipped
He can do better.
After 12 kids you get married. Don't rush into anything there.
Studies show it is important to teach kids dissapointment at an early age. So they won't grow up expecting the world to be handed to them at their beck and call.
nevermind.
I was waiting for something and this is not it.
This is your big story?
Brad and Angie may possibly get married at some indeterminable date in the near or distant future if their kids, when they are old enough to realize that they, in fact, are not married, ask them to
I am going to take a nap.
That pic really makes her forehead look big. Granted, I'd still gizz all over that vast plain of skin…. and veins.
Jolie has been married twice already
Is she including her fling with her brother?
Jennifer Aniston may want to show up at the wedding blitzed and carrying a blowtorch.
Want a big story? How bout Hulk Hogan picked his son Nick up from jail today in a brand new neon Porshe with a couple of bottles of Grey Goose in the front seat.
Okay, maybe not a big story. But anything is better than Bradgelina.
ha ha d-y-m-a-c, nice stalker avi
She's already got that stringy Madonna look and Madge has 17 years on her. By the time she's 50 she'll look like the value meal at Popeyes
Mac, I just noticed your avi. Hmmm . . . those eyes look familiar.
It matches my van full of ropes, chains, whips, and ohm.
Eyes? I thought you were busy with her shoes.
that is a little stalkerish creepy dude…