So the big story today is the possibility that stills from the Britney Spears sex have leaked online. And here they are, here and here. The pictures are small and grainy and crappy, but they’re not really Britney anyway so who cares. At least I don’t think that’s her. Brit has a tat on the inside of each wrist. On one is pair of dice, on the other is a set of lips. Whatever fatty in the tub has doesn’t look like either of those (comparison of all three here) but I have to put these up just in case. I guess it could be her. Anything is possible on the internet, a magical world where fantasy meets reality, and all your dreams come true. Especially if your dream is to see not-Britney Spears naked in a dirty bathtub.
Heh another idiot trying to get some attention
Pictures like that make me wish I had a vagina. I mean sticking it under a running faucet in a bath looks like a lot of fun, much more fun than when I put my dick under a running faucet.
I saw these a couple of days ago and Mrs. Slaappy has not been touched since. Dam you internet…
How do I know the Britney sex tape pics haven't leaked onto the InterNet? Why, no reports of a new computer virus, of course…thank you, I'm here all week, two shows Friday and Saturday nights…
Yes! A shower scene! Wait… this bitch has hair… I thought it was Bald Brit getting banged in a pink wig… right? No? It's all LIES!
Go Figure, right back to Britney………Sigh……………I throw in the towel on this 'Tween - Kiddie Bopper Website. Au Revoir Folks……….Colt has officially turned in his Durdenite Patch.
Durdenite Patch? I didn't get a fucking patch?! Not even a fake fucking tattoo!
Gimme my quarter back you piece of shit machine! I don't want the fucking plastic ring!
I'm disappointed. Where's the bowling and bacun frosted cake scene?
Fuck the patch, I want Durdenite Snatch.
That's in there too scum?
::shakes, hits & kicks vending machine::
::garbs bat::
I'd throw my webbing all over her. She'd need to stay in that bathtub to clean the sticky off of her.
So, the tiny URL bit isn't cooperating… could be slight user error… I can't get the pic isolated to drop on y'all…
…anyone ever see the Pussy Pleasing Tub? It's surround sprays with giant cock nozzles, the front one being golden. Why have I seen this? Email is a dangerous thing at times…
I merely bring it up for Durdenista bait. Heeeerrrreeee 'nista, 'nista, 'nistas…
Bah. Me not want! This is a
rathervery disappointing Tittay Thursday!Maybe these pictures are real and her tattoos are fake? Just a thought…
Easy there JTT…I don't think you want the kind of snatch that comes out of a machine.
And that banner pic gives me the creeps!
I know Malcom, Doc's completely dropped the ball today. I KNOW you're over at that fucking MySpace shit, reliving your Weekend of Wonder & letting down the masses!
hehe
Not Britney…that's a fat, white trash, whore bag. Wait, Britney?
In case no one else can see it:
There is a C-scar on her pelvis, just below her belly. It's a tiny fold and it's grainy in the picture, but it's there.
Very likely that this is Britney Spears.
~Jack