Jocelyn, who I hear used to bang Colin Farrell, wrote me an email to explain what the name "Dakota" means in the South Pacific. Hint: it would be awesome if Dakota Fanning went there with a name tag on.
"Dakota" means "Let's fuck" in a Melanesian dialect in the island nation of Vanuatu (which is near New Zealand in the South Pacific). On the Vanuatu island of Ambae, "da" is the "we/us" pronoun, and "kota" is the verb for "fuck." I was a Peace Corps volunteer in Vanuatu, and I was stationed on the island of Ambae, which is where that phrase is used.
I'm a fancy celebrity, so I have no interest in helping the less fortunate like Jocelyn does, and so I have to assume what she says is true. Who am I, Mr. Owl, what the hell do I know? I don't know what words mean. I don't even understand how cameras work. Why would Jocelyn make this up? Are you calling her a liar? YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!
I don't understand, does this mean I can refer to her as "Let's Fuck Fanning" now?
Ok, if you insist.
thrid
Man, this girl never grew out of her ugliness.
That is what her parent's named her. Nice.
Her "special" name for herself is……."Anal".
It means "ass-fucking" in certain languages.
Brendön, You forgot to adjust your monacle and to ask Muffy to ask Rosario for another Gin & Tonic.
Next Cameron Diaz in training.
A name tag would be pretty funny. She might also invest in a bottle of shampoo. I'm not even going to request conditioner.
Obs,
Yeah, that's like the name Anaiis.
C'mon people! Please think before you do that to your kid.
And Cameron is really close to shrimp in Spanish (Camarron).
My parents thought ahead…..
….they named me "C'mon girl…give the guy a pity fuck".
I think it would be more like "We Fuck Fanning", Smelly
She's no Anna Pacquin…
I'm just waiting for a celebrity to name their kid Pumpkin or Schnookems or some puppy love batshit crazy name like that. Those people should be arrested.
We'll have to wait for Paleomiz to weigh on on the "linguistic" validity of this post.
Apple isn't bad enough, DB?
mac, it certainly is pretty fuckin stupid, and Gweneth should be pelted with giant piles of horseshit.
The worst I ever heard was that dude from My Name Is Earl named his goddamn spawn 'Pilot Inspektor'. Yea, with a goddamn K. I don't know his name and I am certainly not gonna give him the credit of looking it up either.
Apple, Peaches, Fifi Trixiebell, Moon Unit, Dweezil.
Those arent bad enough?
uh…Moon Unit..
that one still kills me
Rem- great minds think alike…
I dunno DB, Courtney Cox named her kid Coco. That's a name you give a dancing bear, not a damn baby.
My kids will have normal names, I promise you. Shithead and Little Fucker have a nice ring, no?