EVERYONE HATES LINDSAY LOHAN

Much was made when Lindsay Lohan began her guest appearances on the (inexplicably) popular ABC show "Ugly Betty".  Her handlers said it was a sign she had grown up and was ready to act like a professional.  Oh hey guess what.

It got so ugly on the set of "Ugly Betty" between Lindsay Lohan and the popular ABC show's star, America Ferrera, that Lohan was cut from an agreed-upon six episodes to four.One production source said, "It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess."In addition, Lohan "would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there — it was a power play."One episode, titled "Granny Pants," was about how Lohan, playing Betty's high school nemesis, would "de-pants" Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan's pants instead. "Lindsay wasn't wearing any underwear," the source said.But a Lohan pal fumed, "Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down — but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying."

This is a real quandary (but not a "quarry", as I originally typed).  On one hand, not for a second will anyone believe that Lindsay Lohan would cry if someone pulled her pants off.  I'm surprised she didn’t cum.  On the other hand, Ferrera is overweight, and my Handsome Boy newsletter said fat people steal and are not to be trusted.  They rustle through your garbage at night and you have to chase them away with a broom, yelling "shoo" and "get outa there you".  So Lindsay is crazy, but attractive, whereas Ferrera has a good reputation but has more than 8 percent bodyfat. 

Could even the council of heaven sift through this murky tale of pantless deception?  We’ll just have to wait and see.