10.20.2008 FAITH HILL IS FLEXIBLE

Faith Hill is on the cover of Shape magazine this month (full size picture here) in her first ever bikini photo shoot, all the more amazing because she’s about to turn 41.  People.com says…

What gave her the bravery? Pilates.
"I could bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager," the Nashville-based star tells Shape magazine for its December issue. "My husband [Tim McGraw] loves it!"
In July she and McGraw began a daily routine that included four miles on the elliptical, light weight lifting, crunches and push-ups.
"I found I slept better, had more energy and was stronger," says Hill, who then increased her regime to include Pilates classes three times a week.

Hm.  That fake background isn’t doing much to convince me this hasn’t been phtoshopped to hell.  Why the blank blue screen?  Is she doing a weather report?


(138) Comments

  1. Absynth 10/20/2008 14:41

    oooh faith lemme see your hills

  2. Grim Reamer 10/20/2008 14:42

    Head looks photoshopped,

     

    B, if you're going to put radom pictures put up random boobies!!

  3. Absynth 10/20/2008 14:42

    ^^^ i agree

  4. SuperB 10/20/2008 14:43

    I am calling bullshit

  5. Just the Tip 10/20/2008 14:43

    The tan lines tease.

  6. scum 10/20/2008 14:45

    Flexible for a redneck is sucking your own dick, just saying.

  7. MonyVibescu 10/20/2008 14:45

    This reminds me of a story…

     

    Once I was futtering a Circassian named Haïdyn. She was the wife of General Munin. He invited me and a few other Romanian diplomats to dine with him and his newly pregnant wife. As you know, the sexual cravings of a pregnant woman is irresistibly strong: she must indulge her whims! Anyhow, her pregnancy did not yet show, so General Munin asked me to sleep with her because I was known to have a massive prick, and I thus could satisfy her well and truly. She was two months pregnant, however truly svelte. Without replying, I stripped stark naked and began to undress the fair Haïdyn who seemed to be in a state of extraordinary excitement. She bit at me whilst I was undressing her. She was admirably proportioned and her breasts, moulded by the Graces, thrust up round as cannonballs.

     

    Her body was supple, sleek and slender. There was a such a nice disproportion between the plumpness of her arse and the slenderness of her waist that I felt my member stand up like a Norway spruce!

    She seized hold of it while I palped her thighs, which were plump at the top and tapering down towards the knee.

    When she was nude, I mounted her and, neighing like a stallion, shafted her while she closed her eyes, savouring an infinite bliss.

     

    General Munin, meanwhile, had had a small Chinese lad brought in, very sweet and scared.

    His little eyes blinked catching sight of us in the act.

    The general undressed him and sucked his pricklet that was scarcely as big as a jujube.

     

    Then he turned him round and spanked his skinny little yellow bottom. He grasped his great sabre and set it beside him.

    He then buggered the little boy who must of been familiar with this manner of civilizing Manchuria, for he was wriggling his celestial bumboy's body in skillful style.

    The general was saying: 

     

    "Have a good come, Haïdyn my dear, I'm going to come too." And his prick pulled almost completely out of the Chinese child's body to reenter promptly. When he had reached the climax, he took the sabre and, clenching his teeth and without ceasing the buggery, cut the head off the little Chinese, whose last spasms procured him a huge ejaculation while blood spurted from his neck like water from a fountain.

    The general then withdrew from the arsehole and wiped his tool with his handkerchief. He cleaned his sabre and, picking up the boy's decollated head, presented it to the two of us once we had changed position. The Circassian was now riding me with furious abandon. Her tits danced and her arse bucked frenziedly. My hands kneaded those marvellous plump buttocks.

     

    "Look," said the general, "how nicely the little Chinese boy smiles!" The head was grimacing horribly, but its look redoubled our erotic frenzy while we bucked arses with yet more ardour.

     

    The general dropped the head, then seizing his wife by the hips, inserted his member into her arse. My lustful joy was thereby increased. Our two pricks, separated only by a thin membrane, just about butted heads, increasing the pleasure of the young woman, who was biting me and writhing like a viper. The triple spasm was simultaneous. We parted company and the general, immediately on his feet, brandished his sabre shouting: "Now you must die, you've seen too much!" But I disarmed him without too much difficulty. I then bound him hand and foot in a corner of the room near the corpse of the little Chinese. After which I continued till dawn my delightful fuckings with the general's wife. When I left her she was tired out and asleep.

    The general slept too, feet and wrists tied.

  8. Tito's Abdomen 10/20/2008 14:45

    Also, her work out regime cured somebody autism.

  9. someoneluvsu 10/20/2008 14:46

    Faith Hill - Body by Pilates

    Tera Reid - Ass by Pie-lates

     

  10. Paparazzi Sniper 10/20/2008 14:48

    Hm.  That fake background isn’t doing much to convince me this hasn’t been phtoshopped to hell.  Why the blank blue screen?  Is she doing a weather report?

     She's 41.  Who cares waht she looks like.

  11. Tito's Abdomen 10/20/2008 14:48

    Mony-deja vu?!

  12. scum 10/20/2008 14:48

    "Blast More Fat" So fucking fat chicks is cool again. *makes plan to go to the Binge and Barf tonight* That's the all you can eat buffet for you simple folks.

  13. ohmwrecker 10/20/2008 14:50

    Eh, I see women her age who are hotter everytime I go to the grocery store.

  14. The Fried Man 10/20/2008 14:51

    Faith Hill is the hottest MILF on the planet.  This is indisputable or so my penis tells me.

  15. MonyVibescu 10/20/2008 14:51

    Garth Brooks likes to spray his Ecclesiastical spunk on the face of Faith! 

  16. ham sandwich 10/20/2008 14:52

    This reminds me of a story…

     

     

     

     

     

    Oh wait, no it doesn't.

  17. Grim Reamer 10/20/2008 14:53

    I see hotter 40 y/o on this site.

  18. leftnutofjesus 10/20/2008 14:54

    i'm an indian outlaw

    half-cherokee and choctaw

    my baby she's a chippewawawa

    she's a one of kind

    sitting around in my wig wom

    beating on my tom tom

    i'd give my arms to fuck his wife.

  19. MonyVibescu 10/20/2008 14:54

    Scum, how flexible does one have to be to suck one's own prick? I've never been lonely enough to have to resort to that sort of savagery. The only thing that I can compare it to, is when young women lay down with a plump gander between their thighs because they think it's good for the belly. Sex with waterfowl is never a solution, though!

    I always have Belgians, Dutch, or Romanians to suck me off. 

  20. ohmwrecker 10/20/2008 14:55

    What kind of half-retard gibberish is that?

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