Faith Hill Old Lady Leg Shuts Down Internet

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The overt shameless slutiness of the pose Hill struck in her hooker dress signaled the go-ahead for right and left-leaning Internet users alike to sexualize the crap out of Hill, and while some are just proud of the seventy-five-year-old Hill for not breaking any bones in those heels, others are commenting that they would bend her over a rusty radiator on the front yard of an abandoned Airstream and go to town. But it’s okay. Because she wants it.

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Faith Hill Frozen Face Is Creeping Me Out

April 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Instead of telling your kids that if they make a stupid face, they might get stuck with it forever, just whip out a picture of Faith Hill, point to it emphatically, and say, do you fucking want that for the rest of your life? Then make up some passage from the bible that forbids having […]

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Faith Hill is “shockingly” thin now, apparently

February 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Every few months, some fat person will write an article about a famous person who is too skinny now, because fat people are real jealous and petty. It’s usually Angelina Jolie but this time it’s Faith Hill based on the way she looked at the Grammy Awards on Sunday. Radar says… …the 45-year-old’s recent dramatic […]

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