HOLY CRAP! So obviously Heather Locklear was arrested over the weekend for DUI, but she was quickly released because her blood alcohol level was well below .08. Now it turns out her BAL was maybe so low because Locklear wasn’t drunk or driving erratically in any way, and was set up by a former Us magazine employee. TMZ says…
Jill Ishkanian, who allegedly hacked into Us Weekly's computer system to locate celebs after she left the mag, was following Locklear in the Montecito area. Ishkanian watched the actress go to a market. When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn't even moving at the time.
Now get this — sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol.
See? Sometimes the employees for these magazines are fuckin lunatics, and they’ll do and say anything, even fabricate and orchestrate stories to humiliate famous people. Like when People said I’ve never been with a woman, and now when I try I can't get an erection because I'm so nervous, and so I take half-a-dozen different male enhancement products to help. Since when is 5, “half-a-dozen”. See what I mean? These people are ridiculous!
Holy Crap…first again. Heather Locklear must have been framed.
Still fuckable. The rest is tl;dr.
Look at those pretty eyes, of course she's innocent.
So, who framed Roger Rabbit, then???
…But if Heather Locklear was framed, then why was she parked on the side of the road when the cops arrived on the scene? Why wouldn't she have just been driving oblivious to the scandal that had already been set in motion. I think this may be one of the great American secrets we may never know the answer to, like the JFK assassination or the Roswell incident.
Wow, if she wasn't rich before, she'll be rich now
She's higher than the fleas on Amy Winehouse!
Jill Ishkanian,
who allegedly hacked into Us Weekly's computer system to locate celebsafter she left the mag, was following Locklear in the Montecito area. Ishkanian watched the actress go to a market. When Heather got in her car, Ishkanian called 911, even though the car wasn't even moving at the time.cuntNow get this — sources say immediately after Ishkanian called 911, she called a paparazzi agency to give them the heads up Heather was about to be popped. TMZ obtained those photos, not knowing it was Ishkanian who set the ball in motion.
And it gets worse. Ishkanian apparently is the only witness who says Lockelear was driving erratically and that she was drunk, even though it's already established she was not under the influence of alcohol
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That is funny as hell. I once set up a fake facebook account and sent the children of my ex-boss an internet article about how their father got off of a sexual harrassment charge because the employee he was fucking consented to it. Then when his wife found out, he fired her because he couldn't fuck her anymore. He and his wife had made a deal, they'd stay together as long as the kids never found out…
Whoops.
In any case, I think this woman has me beat. She is the COOLEST.
WTF? So she looks like that sober!?!
Why target Heather Locklear? Seriously? You "hacked" into US Weekly's system ~OH! If I only had THAT power!~ …and the best you came up with was Locklear?
Good effort.
Does seem a bit lame, there must be far better info on those computers than that?
yeah… still doesn't explain the glassy eyes. if she was sober, she wouldn't have been arrested - cops these days do a little something called a field sobriety test, which will usually involve a breathalyzer. you fail, you get arrested, you pass, you drive away. i've had both happen.
She's got crazy eyes. Too much time at Melrose Place?
Cute pic, doc (I'm sure others have commented, I've been without internet…)
Good one, Diane (as always)
Mom's back, just as I have to go home….
Might be back later, have fun people
Thanks Mom! We've been missing your snark. :)
I wonder if Richie ever felt like he was in yet? After Tommy Lee…does anything feel normal again?
She had a bit of Tommy's Totem… Tommy's a Rocker… Rock n' Roll… Heavy Metal… Metallica…
Hey, where's scum? Didn't he weigh in on the new Metallica Album a while back as supposedly being a "rebirth" of their earlier stuff? Yeah? No? What's the verdict. I refuse to buy it… looks fucking gimmicky, and I hate the new single out.
What? I tied it in… it works with the topic.
thanks, peeps
The new Metallica ("Death Magnetic") is very good. It's a "front heavy" album..as in, skip the last half of it…but still very good. Although anything is better than "St.
SucksAnger". I have always had a special place in my heart for 'tallica - good or bad, I stick by 'em.Bye, Rem - miss you, too.
Again, good call Diane - after you're with someone that can honk the boat horn with his, well - honker…you know… *sigh*
"I wonder if Richie ever felt like he was in yet?"
diane, Richie could mimic Tommy any day he wanted…as Cervantes said,"Forewarned, forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory"…in other words…he
forearmedfisted her…