Whoever thought it would be a good idea for Katie Holmes to sing on "Eli Stone" needs to do some serious soul-searching. You sir, whoever you are, you need to look in the mirror and ask yourself, What am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?
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The only thing I want to hear from Katie is that she's dumped that crazy fuck of a midget and is now into 44 year old chicks with big knockers
oooh. First.
Wow, this is SO uncomfortable. She dances like a marionette whose handler is on meth, she sings like a goose in mating season, and she looks like a 47 year old PTA mom who's a morning drinker.
Aside from that, pretty damn good. [Shudders.]
Okay, second.
Fine.
Damn it.
That was fucking awful and I hope whomever came up with the idea dies a horrific death.
Tom Cruise kept a steady gun on Johnny Lee Miller the whole time while on set.
…and by gun I mean his penis.
And yes, I IMDB'd the fuckers name. Who the hell knows or wants to know that no talent ass crack's name!?!??
She used to be so cute. Tiny Tom really has a lot to answer for
I watched "Vanilla Sky" on DVD last night. Its probably only the second Tom Cruise movie Ive seen where I actually think he did a good job. The first being his role in Magnolias.
Except whats with all the screaming and running he does?
Tom Cruise use the witchcraft to make your wife stop singing!
I'm pretty sure she did a good job…
She is so wierd now, I liked her before the little midget got a hold of her - at least back then she showed here tities alot more.
The last time I heard noises like that was when I was stoned and swinging my cat around by the tail.
The only thing I want to hear from Katie is that she's dumped that crazy fuck of a midget and is now into 44 year old chicks with big knockers
Um, who in there right mind isn't into 44 year old chicks with big knockers?
OlderMore mature women know their shit!I don't want to play the clip.
Is it like Stuart Pankin sing about Lawrence of Arabia on Hollywood Knights?
Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia.
Was an English guy.
He came to fight the Turkish.
That's Katie Holmes? What did that science midget do to her?
She used to be so cute
Ewww, Really?
<— everyone's showing their tits, so here's mine.
She was back when she was Joey in Dawsons Creek EMN.
TW's tats are back!
TW those knockers are ginourmous!
Rem never saw Dawsons Creek
Sure, her singing is awful, but if I were jogging through a tunnel and she appeared before me singing and wearing that outfit and I happened to have some duct tape with me . . . I would totally do her.