If you ever wondered what happened to the three guys that were kidnapped by Lindsay Lohan during her high speed chase on the night of her DUI arrest in July of 2007, your life must be amazing. Congratulations. More to the point, they’re suing her. TMZ says…
The incident occurred In July, 2007 after a party in Malibu. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro claim an intoxicated Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers and began an insane ride down PCH, "endangering all of their lives." In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the dudes claim Lindsay was "hostile," declaring she "didn't care about the risk of death" and saying "she was a celebrity…she could do whatever she wants."
The suit claims she blew red lights, eventually ending up at the Santa Monica Police Department where she was arrested for DUI, her second DUI bust in less than 90 days. Cops say they also found cocaine. Lohan pleaded guilty to being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to reckless driving and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher.
This was also the night when Lohan was questioned by the police about the chase and she told them, "the black guy" did it. It was the perfect crime!
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I bet she blew more than red lights.
da dum dum chhh
oh they''re gonna give it to her allright
Lesbians in prison make me go a big stiff one.
I thought the punishment for this crime was sex with Skelator….
oh. my bad.
they even pulled a train on her and then sued her, screw her twice and get paid
they shouldn't.
Dante Nigro? = "the black guy" did it? Surely even Hollywood couldn't have scripted that…
"she was a celebrity…she could do whatever she wants." ahhhaaaa, the OJ defense…. clever girl.
hey- on Page 1- what's "conversion" (i just know the gays are behind this) or "trespass to chattle"? that sounds dirty….
Hot Lesbian in Prison 1: "Whatcha in for, Lohan?"
Lohan: "Tresspassing to chattle."
Hot Lesbian in Prison 2: "You know we do to your kind in here, Lohan? We chiddle your chattle!"
(Gang-bang cunnalingus ensues.)
Don't sue a celeb in LA or your going to get your taxes raised, fingerbanged and have to share a cot with Mike Tyson.
Five bucks says she does no time and the case gets thrown out of court. Because she has tits and she's a celeb…plus she's such a cute little faux lesbian.
Unless I miss my guess, don't you sue people or companies with deep pockets? At this point in her "career" what tangible assets does Li-Ho have aside from decently sized breasts (with invisible nipples) and a strap-on collection capable of servicing every lesbian on the West Coast?
Dr. Wik E. Pedia says: "Trespass to chattels is a tort whereby the infringing party has intentionally (or in Australia negligently) interfered with another person's lawful possession of a chattel."
For those of you keeping track, further research (me clicking the handy link) reveals that a chattel is "stuff"- your personal shit.
The more you know, kids!
Please let there be a lesbian prison scene this time around….
perhaps when a plea bargen gets thrown down, any person aplicable needs to get some of that cool Tyson ink on the ole' mug… at least whe would know what were up against in traffic.
Lyndsey is a crack whore, but these losers don't deserve any of her "hard earned" money. They got a cool ride and a good story…be happy.
This is not gonna work out for the best considering LiLo's vaginal discharge can melt prison bars.
Wow!!!!
These pussies make Guy Ritchie seem like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I was hoping that the "headline" on this post was a typo for:
"Lindsay is getting NUDE. Again."
DB's Treasure…..
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