By brendon October 22, 2008 @ 6:56 AM

If you ever wondered what happened to the three guys that were kidnapped by Lindsay Lohan during her high speed chase on the night of her DUI arrest in July of 2007, your life must be amazing.  Congratulations.  More to the point, they’re suing her.  TMZ says…

The incident occurred In July, 2007 after a party in Malibu. Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro claim an intoxicated Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers and began an insane ride down PCH, "endangering all of their lives." In the lawsuit, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, the dudes claim Lindsay was "hostile," declaring she "didn't care about the risk of death" and saying "she was a celebrity…she could do whatever she wants."
The suit claims she blew red lights, eventually ending up at the Santa Monica Police Department where she was arrested for DUI, her second DUI bust in less than 90 days. Cops say they also found cocaine. Lohan pleaded guilty to being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to reckless driving and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher.

This was also the night when Lohan was questioned by the police about the chase and she told them, "the black guy" did it.  It was the perfect crime!

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(53) Comments

  1. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/22/2008 07:46

    I bet she blew more than red lights.

    da dum dum chhh

  2. avatar
    Brandon103 10/22/2008 07:46

    oh they''re gonna give it to her allright

  3. avatar
    Terd Ferguson 10/22/2008 07:48

    Lesbians in prison make me go a big stiff one.

  4. avatar
    SuperB 10/22/2008 07:49

    I thought the punishment for this crime was sex with Skelator….

    oh.  my bad.

  5. avatar
    POOLMAN 10/22/2008 07:50

    they even pulled a train on her and then sued her, screw her twice and get paid

  6. avatar
    barry allen 10/22/2008 07:50

    they shouldn't.

  7. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 10/22/2008 07:52

    Dante Nigro? = "the black guy" did it? Surely even Hollywood couldn't have scripted that…

  8. avatar
    penny_dreadful 10/22/2008 07:53

    "she was a celebrity…she could do whatever she wants." ahhhaaaa, the OJ defense…. clever girl.

  9. avatar
    penny_dreadful 10/22/2008 07:59

    hey- on Page 1- what's "conversion" (i just know the gays are behind this) or "trespass to chattle"? that sounds dirty….
    Hot Lesbian in Prison 1: "Whatcha in for, Lohan?"
    Lohan: "Tresspassing to chattle."
    Hot Lesbian in Prison 2: "You know we do to your kind in here, Lohan? We chiddle your chattle!"
    (Gang-bang cunnalingus ensues.)

  10. avatar
    Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/22/2008 07:59

    Don't sue a celeb in LA or your going to get your taxes raised, fingerbanged and have to share a cot with Mike Tyson.

  11. avatar
    Jessica_Fangirl 10/22/2008 08:00

    Five bucks says she does no time and the case gets thrown out of court.  Because she has tits and she's a celeb…plus she's such a  cute little faux lesbian.

  12. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 10/22/2008 08:02

    Unless I miss my guess, don't you sue people or companies with deep pockets? At this point in her "career" what tangible assets does Li-Ho have aside from decently sized breasts (with invisible nipples) and a strap-on collection capable of servicing every lesbian on the West Coast?

  13. avatar
    penny_dreadful 10/22/2008 08:03

    Dr. Wik E. Pedia says: "Trespass to chattels is a tort whereby the infringing party has intentionally (or in Australia negligently) interfered with another person's lawful possession of a chattel."
    For those of you keeping track, further research (me clicking the handy link) reveals that a chattel is "stuff"- your personal shit.
    The more you know, kids!

  14. avatar
    RemSteale 10/22/2008 08:03

    Please let there be a lesbian prison scene this time around….

  15. avatar
    Deechronic 10/22/2008 08:08

    perhaps when a plea bargen gets thrown down,  any person aplicable needs to get some of that cool Tyson ink on the ole' mug…  at least whe would know what were up against in traffic.

  16. avatar
    The Fried Man 10/22/2008 08:09

    Lyndsey is a crack whore, but these losers don't deserve any of her "hard earned" money.  They got a cool ride and a good story…be happy.

  17. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/22/2008 08:10

    This is not gonna work out for the best considering LiLo's vaginal discharge can melt prison bars. 

  18. avatar
    Observer 10/22/2008 08:12


    These pussies make Guy Ritchie seem like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  19. avatar
    Observer 10/22/2008 08:15

    I was hoping that the "headline" on this post was a typo for:

    "Lindsay is getting NUDE. Again."

  20. avatar
    Observer 10/22/2008 08:15

    DB's Treasure…..

    This is for you……

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