10.31.2008 MARIAH CAREY IS A LIAR

I looked it up on wiki and it turns out Mariah Carey isn’t really a fireman, so I don’t know why she’s dressed like one.  Stuff like this really ticks me off.

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(76) Comments

  1. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/31/2008 10:12

    I would.

  2. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 10/31/2008 10:13

    hit that, you mean?

  3. RemSteale 10/31/2008 10:13

    No. Horse face.

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/31/2008 10:14

    Her face looks fucking nasty in these pics.  I'd still ram it right into her vagina and/or shitter without a second's hesitation but damn, it looks like she washed her face with ugly juice.

  5. Jake 10/31/2008 10:14

    with a bat?  In a car?  on a plane?  in a train?

  6. Mac-Daddy 10/31/2008 10:14

    I'd bend her over and give her a good hate-fuck!

    And B-RanDun?….why won't my avatar change!!!????

  7. SuperB 10/31/2008 10:15

    someone needs to hose this bitch off

  8. Perry 10/31/2008 10:15

    No ass pictures.

  9. scum 10/31/2008 10:15

    I would let her catch my jizz with her face.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 10/31/2008 10:16

    I think KK should have been the fireman, considering all the hose she's handled…

  11. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/31/2008 10:17

    Totally hit.  Don't really know why, either.  She's kind of chunky around the middle, wears stripper shoes with her toes hanging off the front, has poodle-like hair, big toes are way too big, thick-ass eyebrows, etc.  I just know I would.  I also know if she did that dog whistle-pitched scream during, I'd knock her ass the fuck out.

  12. Jake 10/31/2008 10:18

    Question - Would anybody still have sex with Mariah if she had a face like Janet Reno but kept her body as is?

  13. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/31/2008 10:19

    I usually hit the refresh button to get a quicker avi change.  Maybe ask (P)Rick.  He changes his shit all the time.

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 10/31/2008 10:20

    "Question - Would anybody still have sex with Mariah if she had a face like Janet Reno but kept her body as is?"

    Jake, as desperate as I am, I'd take her even if she had Janet Reno's everything…

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 10/31/2008 10:21

    "Maybe ask (P)Rick.  He changes his shit all the time."

    shoot…I can barely remember to change my boxers regularly, much less my avis…

  16. moby 10/31/2008 10:22

    let us all  remember the 7 fireman that were fucked raw to make this costume possible

     

     

  17. dirtydiane 10/31/2008 10:22

    I'd gladly hit Mariah.  With the firetruck.

  18. Fussy Bitch 10/31/2008 10:23

    Who dressed up as Mariah (s)Carey for Halloween? That is a brilliant costume!  Straight down to the hooker stance, greasy forehead and the coked out look.  

    Oh wait, that is her she is going out to the pharmacy for some Valtrex. My bad.

  19. dirtydiane 10/31/2008 10:23

    I'd gladly hit Mariah Pariah.

    FIXED.

  20. Long_Duk_Dong 10/31/2008 10:25

    i got a 3 inch hose for her…..3 inches around

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