MARK WAHLBERG STILL SUCKS

By brendon October 21, 2008 @ 10:09 AM

People are giving Mark Wahlberg lots of credit for going on Saturday Night Live this week and being cool about the impression Andy Samberg did of him the week before. I give him credit for the ability to stare directly at his cue cards and step on other peoples lines. What a gifted actor! What range, what emotion! He’s like a young Brando, this one is. All this really proves is that Samberg is a more convincing Mark Wahlberg than the real life Mark Wahlberg. 

wwtdd

(70) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/21/2008 10:14

    I thought it was okay.  I really want to know if he did the appearance because he was genuinely being snarky about the skit before he went on or if he did the appearance because everyone kept calling him a dick and he did it to save face.

  2. DB's Treasure 10/21/2008 10:19

    Ok, soooo……Mark Wahlberg sucks at doing an impression of Samburg….doing a great impression of Mark Wahlberg!?!??!?

    :::head explodes::: 

  3. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 10/21/2008 10:20

    Bran-don't.

  4. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:22

    so fucking what! – BOOBIES

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 10/21/2008 10:22

    Well ,they keep sayin' that life in the streets ain't easy.

  6. Fussy Bitch 10/21/2008 10:22

    Speaking about the lack of quality cock out there…. fuck what a douchbag.

  7. Tito's Abdomen 10/21/2008 10:23

    Could this whole thing be, like, pre-orchestrated?

  8. mom2ross 10/21/2008 10:24

    Apparently he peaked in "Boogie Nights"

  9. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:25

    pre-orchestrated – big word you  Tito, required some deep thought on that one

  10. dirtydiane 10/21/2008 10:25

    Don't care…would still fuck him until he's a mute.

    See, I'd be doing the world a favor.

  11. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:27

    better you than me DD

  12. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:28

    would he need to bring the props from BOOGIE NIGHTS DD

  13. Observer 10/21/2008 10:28

    I really like the part in Entourage when they………

    ………

    …………………..

    ………………………………..

    ……well….when they show some gratuitous female nudity.

    I hate the male nudity…..it makes me so envious.

  14. Da Girrrl Next Door 10/21/2008 10:28

    I loved It!

    *** Say Hello to your mother for me, eh

  15. ZenGrouch 10/21/2008 10:28

    With Palin on the show too, it was like "Night of the Living, I Can Take a Fucking Joke Already!"

  16. Tito's Abdomen 10/21/2008 10:28

    pre-orchestrated – big word you  Tito, required some deep thought on that one

     

    Huh?? 

  17. Mongro Jackson 10/21/2008 10:29

    Marky mark is the man… that shit was funny.  And B, give him his prizzops son.

     

    And Entourage is the fucking shit, it was great this week.

  18. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:30

    pre-orchestrated – big word FOR you  Tito, required some deep thought on that one

     

    Corrected

  19. cdrobinson83 10/21/2008 10:31

    he totally cut off brolin and the nickelodeon guy.  he's probably used to multiple takes…

  20. POOLMAN 10/21/2008 10:31

    Sorry to get on to you Tito, it would have been a a big word for Mark, aand a deep thought for him to hatch a plan like that – MY BAD

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