Beyonce went walking around Miami today with a big glittery diamond on her finger and surrounded by five huge bodyguards, but I'm not sure it was enough. She's still so understated. How will people know she's important if she keeps playing it cool like this. Maybe she could hold a magazine up over her face. A magazine that has a close-up picture of her face and “BEYONCE” in big letters. Oh, and her feet should have some sparklers taped to them, and the bodyguard in front should be walking a black panther on a diamond encrusted leash. Yes, yes now we're talkin'.
(picture source = splash news)
Don't flatter yourself, you no talent cunt.
She looks like shit in these pictures and I expect my female celebrities to look good all the time no matter what so she can go fuck herself.
Maybe these gentlemen are not her bodyguards but her fans. All five of them.
who the hell takes a Gucci bag to the beach or pool?
Who cares, we want BOOBIES.
Forest Whitaker must have lost a bundle in the market and has to moonlight.
Wow that bitch sure does get around. Saw her in concert last night in Bermuda. Ended at like midnight and now she's in Miami.
I heard she is going to portray Condi Rice in a new film being shot soon. Something about Railin' Paylin. I think it is a train picture.
ham sammich i heard the same thing - also heard this scene would involve ATM
This is NOT the way to end the week. Not with fucking Beyonce and five braindead motherfuckers.
who the hell takes a Gucci bag to the beach or pool?
Probably the same person who hires five bodyguards hoping that some dumb fuck thinks she must be important so that said five bodyguards can fuck up said dumb fuck.
Dude on the left is one half of the comedy team from the Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy along with the fake eye dude. Guess he would rather punch photogs and make runs to KFC rather than act.
Who care. Beyonce sucks.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-BERG!
One of the funniest things I've ever heard anyone say…
"I ain't got time to call her Bee-yon-say, so I'm just gonna call her Bee-yonse."
Nice Dress….. Fag
She's the type of girl that has a full bush, with glitter sprinkled on it - so her coochie can match her Gucci.
Im bigger than 4 of those dudes, I could have fucked her. Not that I want to, look at those flapjack titties.
Dirty Harry, Goldberg. Well done sir.
Mmmm. Goldberg. I would climb that motherfucker like a jungle gym.