I’m not technically a plastic surgeon (or am I? my true identity remains a mystery) but I’m pretty sure your nipples aren’t supposed to be rubbing up against your elbows like this. When she's naked her tits must look like the Death Star.
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She loves the camera though, huh?
So… delusional.
Yeah Tara… we can't believe they're still taking your picture either.
Tera Reid ass, making dicks shrivel since 2007. Tera Reids nipples making gecko eyes go wild since today
You're right, they should be rubbing up against my mouth instead.
And who is that sleazeball with her? Shit, if you look sleazy next to Tara Reid, you may be too sleazy looking.
She looks great for 50
…like the Death Star? Uhhh… those nips are definitely NOT inverted.
It seems her nipples went through another California earthquake by themselves…This is how I imagine a breast augmentation if Picasso was a plastic surgeon…
It says a lot about you when the women in the background shots are way hotter than you are….
I'd so let her blow me
I'd still spot her one in the exhaust vent!
i dont see what is wrong with the nips
She so has the nipples at 10 and 2 thing going on…they could def pass a driving test for her
"She looks great for 50"
I had no idea her IQ was that high, Doc…
She got the Plastic Surgeon referral from this chic.
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"I don't see what is wrong with the nips"
I had no idea Marty Feldman came back from the dead to post here…
I'd let Mony spot her one in the exhaust vent to distract her while I ganked that watch and hocked it.
Did I seriously just utilize "ganked" in a comment? I did. Word.
Jesus, at least mine still point in the right direction, and I've got 15 years on her. That's what you get when you fake 'em–real breasts always look better later
Fuck it, I'd still do her.
That dude's looking around like,
"Fuckin A. I was so drunk last night. Now, I'm getting photographed with the Golden Girl I fucked last night…GOT to get the fuck outta here…"
And yes he looks sleazy. Anyone banging Tara Reid is gonna be kinda dirty.
Please, oh please, for the love all all things holy or otherwise, stop posting pictures of the Cryptkeeper.