11.26.2008 ANGELINA IS PREGNANT. AGAIN. MAYBE.

In Touch Weekly, which gets some credibility here because they broke the news of her being pregnant with twins, now says Angelina Jolie is pregnant again, for the third time, with bf Brad Pitt.  If true, it would be her seventh child.  The Daily Mail says…

In an 'exclusive' report the publication, which hits news stands tomorrow, states: 'An excited Angie can't stop talking about the new baby. So why doesn't Brad seem thrilled?'
Jolie and partner Brad Pitt's spokesman has denied the reports, leading other U.S. outlets to rubbish the claims.  However In Touch has consistently repeated the reports in recent weeks.
In recent weeks Jolie has given countless interviews about her desire to expand their family even further.
At the launch of the DVD for Kung Fu Panda last week she told reporters: 'Anything could happen. We're open to anything, we love kids and we're having a great time.  It's chaos in our house, but it's so much fun. We'll definitely have more.'

So this would be the fourth (assuming she doesn't have twins again) time Angelina has given birth in just about four years.  Jesus Christ, at what point does the fire marshal shut her vagina down because there are too many people in there?

(57) Comments

  1. Paparazzi Sniper 11/26/2008 07:09

    Stretch mark central……..there is no way this chick looks hot naked anymore. 

  2. grubber 11/26/2008 07:09

    I'd rather not FIST her..

  3. grubber 11/26/2008 07:10

    aaaaaargh

  4. grubber 11/26/2008 07:10

    jealous pap?

  5. Observer 11/26/2008 07:11

    Paparazzi Sniper:

    Stretch mark central……..there is no way this chick looks hot naked anymore.  

     

    I'll take a bet on it that she does, Papi.

  6. grubber 11/26/2008 07:12

    "Jesus Christ, at what point does the fire marshal shut her vagina down because there are too many people in there?"

    when we host the annual WWTDD hook meet-up in there.

  7. Ass Tagger 11/26/2008 07:14

    Hey Brad!

    Ever heard of a facial?  Might wanna try a few every now and then if you don't feel like frontin' the money to feed an entire f**king village.

  8. pepper 11/26/2008 07:17

    They must have a contract with the Vatican.

  9. ohmwrecker 11/26/2008 07:19

    It's mine! I fertilized her egg with mind bullets.

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/26/2008 07:19

    I'd set up camp in that vagina and live there if I could.

  11. dirtydiane1 11/26/2008 07:19

    they are planning to open a wal-mart in about 15 years and could use the cheap labor.  but they will stop at 10 because you know there's never more than that many employees in that fucking store at one time.

  12. DB's Treasure 11/26/2008 07:19

    Jesus Jumping Christ! Her womb is the equivalent of a Chevy pick up filled with cut-grass covered Mexicans. 

  13. JIMBONE JONES 11/26/2008 07:20

    If u saw Gia she was naked most of the movie and her tits hung to her knees now they probably drag on the floor like gorillas knuckles. So yeah Pap is probably right.

  14. Paleomiz 11/26/2008 07:23

    At least it's two really attractive, intelligent, nice people procreating and not say Britney Spears and whatever trash she's sleeping with this week

  15. Ass Tagger 11/26/2008 07:23

    Yeah, one would think that a young and naked Angelina Jolie would be heaven on earth, but having seen Gia, I gotta say I was quite disappointed.

    Floppy tits and virtually ZERO ass ain't my idea of a sex symbol.  Her face is gorgeous, but it pretty much ends there.

  16. Tito's Abdomen 11/26/2008 07:24

    Isn't she still breastfeeding? Man, that must make getting her pregnant so much sweeter!

  17. grubber 11/26/2008 07:25

    she's not my favorite either, but:

    I'd still hit it :) 

  18. ohmwrecker 11/26/2008 07:26

    You know, it would be wise to NOT accept the opinions of 13 year old girls and dudes who have never seen a real naked woman about what a woman's body looks like after she has given birth. A woman's body is astoundingly resilient.

  19. grubber 11/26/2008 07:26

    and oh yeah, another emmy awards landed in holland this morning. and for a good show even !

  20. WhoDeaux 11/26/2008 07:34

    I have to think this broad has some tip-top vadge doctor from some Helsinki institute that specializes in vadge doing the restoration every time she drops a spawn.

    I've tapped regular rust-belt 40-something moms that were nice and snug. No stretch marks, no hanging pooch.

    If they can pull it off, surely she can.

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