Everything seems to be going great for Britney Spears these days, as she and her managers put the finishing touches on a remarkable comeback after her career was seemingly lost for good. But clearly all is not well, and Britney even broke down in tears during a remarkably candid interview set to air on Sky1 and Sky HD on December 1st in the UK. The Sun says…
A WEEPING Britney Spears has admitted her new image is a SHAM — and claims she would feel freer if she was in prison.
The troubled pop princess moans that her new controlled lifestyle after hitting rock bottom last year feels “like Groundhog Day”.
Britney, 26, stunned delighted fans by bouncing back from her breakdown. But in a new fly-on-the-wall documentary she tearfully admits: “There’s no excitement, there’s no passion.
“I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out.
“But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”
Britney, who performs on X Factor next weekend, believes she is still “paying” for her public meltdown when she shaved her head and lost custody of her two sons.
She says: “I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.
“If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.
“I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free.”
She adds: “I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”
Oh noes. This is not a good sign. You have to know your limitations in life, especially in Hollywood. If thinking isn’t your thing, just look pretty and do what the smart people say. In this case, Britney needs to hit the treadmill and do what Larry Randolph says. If he tells you to hop on one foot and bark like a dog, put your arms out for balance and start arfin.
(these pictures, from Splash, have nothing to do with anything, in fact they're like a month old, but Grumpy Britney illustrated the story much better than Smiling Britney. also, her tits look awesome here.)
Phil Conners?
A WEEPING Britney Spears has admitted her new image is a SHAM — and claims she would feel freer if she was in prison.
Her wish could come true if only she stops fighting all her traffic violations .
She is so full of it!
yeah brit, life sucks.
maybe you should get a job and actually do some work. that always makes me feel waaay better.
pep full of KFC, that is.
Advice to the Hollywood cops.
If you gotta shoot, aim high. I don't wanna hit the groundhog.
move in with Amy winehouse please you will make beautiful music together!!!
sortof boobies, I might just stay and chat and eat my food
She looks good.
Oh shut the fuck up Britney.
restraints? What's wrong with that? I kinda like being restrained. Tie me down baby, but don't leave me here like last time.
Adnans cum made her CRAZZZZZZY !!!!!!!!
(Is it safe to come out today? Geez.)
Sashy, don't let Fussy or SuperB hear you talk like that. You'll be hogtied and ball gagged in no time.
What makes you think he would complain mac
Uh oh. Really good days, huh? Bipolar mania. That shit is scary.
I wish the prison had a ball gag. Although it wouldn't stop her "singing"
"I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people." - oh britney, youse so dumb. You went catshit crazy and lost your kids & dignity to the system but you got a second chance to make millions. Where's your god now?!
I've built a nice little cell for her in my basement.
If she'd throw on the Hit Me Baby One More Time school girl uniform, I'm pretty sure I'd still do her.
No, trust me. It definitely would not be too tight. Oh, you meant the uniform, and not the twat? Gotcha.
When I have a tough day at work… I don't shve my head, attack cars with umberellas and sit in the back of ambulances (ambulanci, ambulanceae?? what is the plural of ambulance) waving like I just won the superbowl…
"If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d
feel so liberatedbe the Queen of Bat-shit Crazy Land, gorging myself on pork rinds and Cheetoes, smoking Marlboro Reds two at a time, and going around barefoot everywhere…in other words, I'd be an East Texas native."In a related story, East Texans committed mass suicide in a Jonestown-esque orgy of fear and desperation…
Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out.
Britney!!!!!
Just because you're getting anal three times per day….that doesn't mean you are in jail.