11.04.2008 EVERYONE IS OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING

Heidi Klum dressed up as Hindu goddess Kali for Halloween last week, and since no one can do anything without someone else being offended by it, now some Hindu group is demanding an apology.  Yahoo says…

"Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshipped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects," Indo-American statesman Rajan Zed said.
He added: "Hindus welcome Hollywood and other entertainment industries to immerse themselves in Hinduism, but they should take it seriously and respectfully, and not just use the religion for decoration or to advance their selfish agenda.
"Casual flirting sometimes results in pillaging serious spiritual doctrines and revered symbols and hurting the devotees."

If anything this dude should be grateful.  Heidi made his god sexy.  The only people who ever dress up as western religious figures are fat sarcastic queers and unfunny jerkoffs from your office.  I wish we could get Heidi on board.  I think this guy is discounting how much more appealing your religion can be if your god has really big tits.

(108) Comments

  1. philly 11/04/2008 10:05

    Don't they know that supermodels make everything better?

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/04/2008 10:05

    I'm offended by people who get offended.  Now excuse me while I go put my dick in this crack baby's mouth.

  3. Emmalee 11/04/2008 10:06

    I don't see people demanding an apology when others dress up as Jesus or name their children after him. 

  4. Mongro Jackson 11/04/2008 10:07

    I'm offended. Period.  And I'm offended by periods.  Both types of periods, punctuation and menstruation.  I'm offended by both, goddamn it.  I just wish I could use commas to end sentences.  fuck it i'm not gonna use punctuation anymore heidi klum is a big german fuck machine

  5. Just the Tip 11/04/2008 10:08

    Goddess Kali?  Shit, I thought she was dressed up as Pschyco Spider Smurf.

    Who knew? 

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 11/04/2008 10:10

    I'm offended as well…Heidi should have been eating a side of beef in the photos…

  7. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 11/04/2008 10:11

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    i don't think i'm done loling yet

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    i'm offended by religion peroid

    and i'm also offended by peroids mongro, who knew? not me!

    i believe i'm owed an apology

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 11/04/2008 10:11

    "I don't see people demanding an apology when others dress up as Jesus or name their children after him. "

    because JC was cool…that whole water to wine thingy? Priceless…

  9. Just the Tip 11/04/2008 10:13

    "Abort a Gay Baby Whale for Jesus" was always one of my favorite Bumper Stickers.

  10. Lightdragon 11/04/2008 10:14

    I do not worship Kali. although I believe there is at least one poster here that worships Kali. I don’t know what she has to say about it.

  11. DB's Treasure 11/04/2008 10:14

    Did they ask for an apology after that 6 armed slut made an appearance in Cabin Boy? No? Ok then. Leave the hot bitch alone!!!

  12. ohmwrecker 11/04/2008 10:16

    "Jeez If You Love Honkus!"

  13. philly 11/04/2008 10:17

    This is why people make fun of Hindus.

  14. POOLMAN 11/04/2008 10:18

    Pschyco Spider Smurf - very funny

  15. scum 11/04/2008 10:18

    I was raised Hindu (fucking hippie dad) and this does not offend me. Girls that dont fight each other for the right to give me head offends me.

  16. ohmwrecker 11/04/2008 10:19

    They should just be happy that Hinduism is getting some press. I bet most Americans thought she was dressed as a monster from a Sinbad movie. And no, not the comedian.

  17. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/04/2008 10:19

    I'm offended by fatties eating Philly cheesesteaks, when they are not available in my town!

  18. POOLMAN 11/04/2008 10:21

    they are starving and have a butt load of sabus walking around…..I say fire up the grill

  19. Long_Duk_Dong 11/04/2008 10:21

    Eight hands, one mouth, one arse, one vag = at least 11 of us can get some gratification from this hot bitch. Hell, if she sporadicaly rubs my balls whilst jerking, I may have a real reason to say I've got blue balls…other than the obvious reason

  20. Just the Tip 11/04/2008 10:21

    Nice age litmus test there ohm… are they remaking that flic?  I kept hearing they were.

    …you know… "they"… those guys… the people that make shit… not new shit, just recycled shit.  "They". 

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