GIRLS ARE IDIOTS

Just yesterday I was telling my lover that Twilight is gonna be a huge disappointment because I never even heard of that shit two months ago and now people are saying the movies will be the next Harry Potter, even though it looks retarded and poorly made and the lead actor guy is clearly ugly despite what the squealing of preteen girls may lead you to believe.  But apparently the whole world knows something I don’t.  USA Today says…

According to online movie ticket seller Fandango, Twilight is accounting for nearly two-thirds of ticket sales, and more than 100 shows have sold out for the movie's Nov. 21 premiere.  The James Bond movie Quantum of Solace, meanwhile, is accounting for only 6%, even though the movie comes out in eight days.  That doesn't mean Solace won't still win the box office battle when all is said and done, but those are the kinds of numbers that can leave even steel-nerved spies a little shaken and stirred.

Oh zing! "Shaken and stirred", they said.  Just like in the movie!  Oh USA Today, just when I think you’re out of retarded cutesy references, you deliver once again.  Or should I say, DIE-liver once again!

Wait that didn’t make any sense.  God dammit.