Us magazine has a preview of the Britney Spears "Rolling Stone" interview, and it's filled with surprising revelations. Like the one where Britney says her 3-year-old son Sean Preston occasionally says the word "fuck". Us says…
In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone, she says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths. "They're staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the F-word now sometimes," Spears, 26, reveals. "He doesn't get it from us," the singer stresses. "He must get it from his daddy [Kevin Federline]. I say it, but not around my kids."
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. It must be from Kevin. Britney would never stand for such language. It’s not ladylike. I'm sure she has the self-control to keep some of the more biting profanity to herself when around the kids. Because when I think about Britney Spears, I think, constant diligence and, above all else, self-control.
Fuck!!
I cannot wait for these kids to become teenagers. They're going to make Britney's meltdowns looks positively amateurish.
It's going to be fucking awesome.
Preston obviously saw her in those glasses and just had to drop an F-bomb. He had to, because he can't say 'ridiculous'.
I bet he know how to say "I'll have a #3 white meat, with potato wedges and coke to drink"
"They're staring to learn words like 'stupid,'" Spears, 26, reveals.
They're only hearing the stupid word from the court-appointed counselor…kinda an all-purpose word for the whole intellectually challenged clan (spelled KKKlan)…
I bet he knows how to say "stick that cock in my ass now goddamit, and bring me some more grits and fried chicken". Must have got that from his Daddy too……
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE…. LEAVE HER ALONE….ha ha, chris crocker must hate us
That stupid hat makes her head resemble an alien's. Or a guitar pick. You choose.
I'm surprised the kids aren't yelling "Mommy stop shitting on the couch!"
"I bet he knows how to say "stick that cock in my ass now goddamit, and bring me some more grits and fried chicken". Must have got that from his Daddy too……"
What are the odds the Tots will ever utter the following?
Allow me to tutor you in Differential Equations…it was my easiest class last semester at MIT…
awww Rem stole my line!
As as he dont start repeating his mommy when she's screaming, Oh yess, fuck me hard MacDaddy!!"
That would just be weird!
Dont think the odds are that high somehow……
I am surprised the kids can talk! I'm surprised they are not walking around with helmets on and drool bib.
They'll probably turn out like this kid:
Dumbass Daily: http://tinyurl.com/6ekn3p
NY Daily News: http://tinyurl.com/ynmgmo
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I'm hankering milk all of a sudden, for some reason.
I thought the helmets and drool bibs were for special ocassions….
like when supB, Doc and Fussy go at it ….scissor time
all kids say shit like that. that's not news. if you say "the whale dick really hits my spot better" in front of a toddler even once, you run the risk of hearing them repeat it.
it's like throwing a dog a steak or me a pussy. it's nature bitches.
You know it's really bad when you hear my dad describe someone as "pitiful". That's his word for "this person is a fucking moron who deserves to be cunt punched"
What are the odds that Britney's sons will be running a train on Jaimie Lynn's daughter by middle school?
Keep it in the family!
That crazy bitch probably just talks to herself, and thinks it's her kids talking.