Katy Perry was on stage in Canada earlier this week, when, all of a sudden, hey look it's her tits. And now finally decent pictures are available. Although, I can't lie to you, it's still hard to see anything good. She’s so pale and her nips are so pink, it's like a kittens paws. I'm not even positive what that means but I'm pretty sure it still makes sense. Either way, it freaks me out. I don’t need to be thinking about kittens paws smacking my penis. Again. Kitty and I promised to never speak of that night.
Attention-whore much?
2 half nips are better than no nips.
I want to suckle those teats while I'm finger banging her. I wonder what her snatch smells like? I'm guessing a cross between cream soda and pennies.
Oh Jesus, what a waste of good titties. You need the dark deliciousness of the areola, and what is up with the eraser nipps…that being said I would still lick them as if they were my very first Coldstone ice cream.
there is no way those are DD's just saying
and as you fussy..I am more of a fan of the brownies not the pinkies
She's just a fugly chick making pop songs about dabbling in lesbianism. If she doesn't pop them out now and again she'll fade into obscurity.
Fuck it, I'd still brick in this female's poop chute.
How long is the list of females who's poop chute you wouldn't brick in, DB?
Well I will say this, Lumber; this Katy whore is hotter than the average beast I encounter walking past me on the sidewalks of Philly. Shit, I got into an elevator of my apartment building lastnight with 3 girls my age and wanted to throw up on them.
LOL I suppose you're right. She's above average, but not nearly hot enough to be famous on the strength of singing one horrible song that she probably didn't have any creative input into….
these are the DECENT pictures? they still suck. BSDC - I like the teet suckling reference
I'm like what are you dyke? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as–TpEylRk
I am always favorably impressed by any chick who chooses to show me her tits……
………whether it is voluntary or whether I have to pull her top down and run while my friends film it.
You would think she could afford a dress that fits.
You've never had to ask that about Lily Allen's tits, now have you? Another point in her favor, I'd say.
It's a BIRTHMARK, not nip… I actually got with her about 10 years ago.
Policia, you wanna let me know before you start throwin that bullshit on the floor? I just ruined my favorite work boots.
db- nice.
you smell something?
How would you know if I did or not anyway? In this case, yes.. it's B.S.
…it is a birthmark though.
Dad is great….gives me chocolate cake.