JAYDEN IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

Britney Spears two-year old son Jayden was released from the hospital after an allergic reaction Sunday afternoon sent him to the emergency room, and left a grief stricken nation searching for answers and offering themselves to our vengeful god in hopes he may spare young Jayden.  People magazine says…

"A source close to the Spears family has told us that Britney and family have left the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center," says the update. "Jayden is fine."Spears was photographed outside the facility Monday evening, cradling her youngest son as they entered a waiting SUV.A source tells PEOPLE the boy was hospitalized overnight after suffering a "terrible allergic reaction" to something he ingested.

"Something he ingested" doesn’t make it sound like he had an allergic reaction at all.  It sounds like they weren’t watching him and he ate a fork or dog shit.  I’m not technically a doctor, but I don’t think you’re supposed to eat dog shit.  You’re supposed to put it in a bucket and then dump it over the goth kids head in junior high.