11.24.2008 MEGAN FOX IS FASCINATING

It's always slow in Hollywood around the holidays, and this week is looking to be no exception.  The only real story today was the American Music Awards last night, but everyone looked like hell so who cares.  Luckily there’s Megan Fox, who went out with her dork bf and hit a few holiday sales.  In a story related to Megan Fox pictures, my pants are also half off.


(82) Comments

  1. Mongro Jackson 11/24/2008 10:18

    I wanna smack her with my weiner.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/24/2008 10:19

    The boner in my pants from looking at these pictures of her is fascinating too.

  3. happy 11/24/2008 10:20

    4 Xmas, i hope she gets invisible clothes . . .

  4. My Penis, The Weapon 11/24/2008 10:20

    One night with her would lead to iPods a-plenty!

  5. My Penis, The Weapon 11/24/2008 10:21

    4 Xmas, I hope she kills the restraining order…

  6. DB's Treasure 11/24/2008 10:23

    I imagine getting the go ahead to have sex with Megan Fox would be more satisfying than hearing a bank teller say to you, "Ya see that open safe over there? You have 15 minutes to grab whatever you can get."

  7. DB's Treasure 11/24/2008 10:24

    MPTW, your avatar looks like a paper towel roll stuffed with strawberry ice cream. What the hell is it, anyway?

  8. Grim Reamer 11/24/2008 10:27

    DB,

    Without a doubt she is hot, however 15 minutes in the safe would buy be a retirement plan with the whole ass around the world package, Mondays we start with Brazilian, Tuesdays we go with Cuban, etc. 

     

    It is about the long term gratification.

  9. jeffislouie 11/24/2008 10:28

    Thank you for this.  Seriously, Amy was stealing my mojo and turning me gay.

    Megan Fox has fixed both problems….

    Next up naked pics please?

     

  10. DB's Treasure 11/24/2008 10:29

    Grim, while you make one hell of a point, I say this; anyone could fall into a great deal of money. But it's the few on this earth who get to taste a pussy so satisfying as Megan Fox's. 

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 11/24/2008 10:29

    "I imagine getting the go ahead to have sex with Megan Fox a Durdenista would be more satisfying than hearing a bank teller say to you, 'Ya see that open safe over there? You have 15 minutes to grab whatever you can get.'"

    FIXED! 

  12. Mac-Daddy 11/24/2008 10:30

    Ok, I admit it….I laughed at the "Pants are half off" comment.

    I wanna wear her puss like a mask! (Too strong maybe?)

  13. Harenmahkeester 11/24/2008 10:32

    I like the way she's gripping the top of that bottle.  My penis likes it, too!

  14. DB's Treasure 11/24/2008 10:32

    Mac, what's too strong? The odor or your comment? Cause I vote nay on both. 

  15. Grim Reamer 11/24/2008 10:32

    DB, I think you can solve both, you buy off the boyfriend and get invited to a three way.

     

  16. Retardo Montalban 11/24/2008 10:32

    Who is that guy she's hanging out with?  

  17. My Penis, The Weapon 11/24/2008 10:33

    DB

    That, my friend, would be a hampster stuffed into a toilet paper tube. Its significant because it sybolizes something that turns pepper on.

    I rest my case.

  18. A.M. Lumber 11/24/2008 10:34

    She's not the be-all-and-end-all for me. Sure she's hot, but I've yet to see much talent….although I'm sure that guy has.  

  19. yelraf 11/24/2008 10:34

    DB, MPTW's avi looks like a dildo with a Ziggy face.  And thanks for the heads up on the new thread.  I feel stupid sometimes, hangin' around on a slow thread, only to find a new thread with 200 comments is the reason I feel so lonely.

  20. My Penis, The Weapon 11/24/2008 10:34

    I have to go to class.

    I know, I know…dry your eyes…think of the good times …. f your children…

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