11.05.2008 MEGAN FOX IS NOT WONDER WOMAN

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Megan Fox has not been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature by Warner Brothers, despite rampant internet speculation to the contrary, fueled by a surprisingly professional looking website.  According to JoBlo…

While it's an admirably done Photoshop of Fox in costume - and I can certainly appreciate the skills of the artist and the desire to see Megan Fox dressed as Diana, Princess of the Amazons - it's a total fake. Relax yourself fanboys, the tattooed one will not be starring in WONDER WOMAN. A Warner Bros. rep (whose logo you see pasted to the bottom of this poster) confirmed the site and it's contents are "complete BS."

What is "complete BS" is that this deal isn't already done. Megan Fox is the perfect Wonder Woman.  It's not like Wonder Woman really does anything.  Her only powers were dressing slutty, an unbreakable lasso that broke constantly and bulletproof wristbands that kept her wrists bulletproof while leaving her other 99 percent quite bullet friendly.  I feel pretty confident that Megan can pull that off. 



(112) Comments

  1. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:17

    fuck me, let her be wonder woman

     

  2. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:17

    better yet, let me fuck her

  3. mom2ross 11/05/2008 08:18

    There are lies on the internet!?  Noooooooooooooooooo….

  4. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:18

    cool the first three posts and two fuck, no that makes three fucks, shit thats four

  5. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:18

    hey there mom, where you been?

     

  6. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:19

    she can tie me up with her lasso, lariat, rope of what ever, handcuffs even and make me talk dirty to her…..I will tell her the truth

  7. Cloak 11/05/2008 08:20

    As many times as "fuck" and "Megan Fox" can be used in a post is fine with me. And I mean that in a good way.

  8. SuperB 11/05/2008 08:20

    were we just not talking about this fine bitch…she can be my wonder woman!

  9. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:20

    yes I like licking your pussy, yes I like fucking you in the ass, yes I like it when you go ass to mouth

     

  10. philly 11/05/2008 08:21

    I always found it funny that the writers gave her skills to tie men up.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 11/05/2008 08:21

    makes me "wonder" who's in charge of casting…

  12. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:21

    maybe I can play Pinocio and she can sit on my face and make me lie to her

     

  13. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:22

    look at her face, she is saying I want something hard in my now. those are some "come and fuck me dirty eyes"

  14. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:23

    I bet she wants to be REAL nasty in bed or where ever she likes to fuck

     

  15. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:24

    Cloak - just for you

     

    FUCKMEGAN

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  16. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:26

    whe you reall look at it , her name with the word fuck

     FUCK MEAGAIN

  17. Silverback 11/05/2008 08:26

    That face says absolutely nothing. I'm not sure that she isn't animatronic.

  18. Mongro Jackson 11/05/2008 08:26

    Wonder woman wears clothes and Megan Fox should never be allowed to wear clothes.  Porn is what Megan Fox should be in.

  19. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:27

    have I worn out my welcome today?

  20. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 08:28

    she is always involved in porn in my head

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