Beyonce said "put up your dukes" to my penis this morning by wearing a skintight bodysuit that highlighted her big fast ass and concave chest. This is how you can tell she's too famous. If a normal girl looked like that she would spend the morning locked in the bathroom crying and taking laxatives, but Beyonce seems to think she’s looks good. For the record, she's wildly mistaken.
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Hi!
I got two in a row!
But now I'm lonely.
I'd still go cave diving in that ass of hers. But man she is approaching Madonna levels of annoying in my book. Doesn't help that Verizon brought back that grating "Upgrade" commercial. Fucking fucks.
*hands Tengo Jr. and Handi Pack*
Don't eat the red stick TJ.
Beyonce is a weird name.
An keep in mind, my name is Tengo Jr.
I hate Beyonce as much as the next person, but I'd wear that ass as a fanny pack any day of the week.
You wouldn't believe how much the kids at school make fun of me.
BSDC: Lemme lemme lemme upgraaade ya!
Fuck Beyonce and her alter-ego Sasha Fierce too.
I just like to post.
I wore a glow in the dark shirt one time, and now they all call me Tenglow.
Kids are stupid.
Why can't I post?
Ahhh, that's better!
The light makes her boobs look weird as fuck in Pic #1.
Before that, they called me Eightgo.
Because I'm not 10, I'm 8. Get it? I hate those kids so much.
I think I am into this . . . Wait . . . No . . . Yes, I like it. Let me just eat a hole in the crotch of that cat suit and I'm ready to go!
Bondage, rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, evisceration and wholesale slaughter tossed around like nothing on this site and yet I still question whether my comment could seem racist.
The PR job they've done is so seamless and binding I'm actually going to sit this one out.
The backup dancer is pic #6 is showing a hint of toe if I'm not mistaken. That's not racist, is it? I mean, a white chick could have a hunk of fabric creep up into her freakishly distended labia, no?
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I wore a glow in the dark shirt one time, and now they all call me Tenglow.
I really hate your schtick, but that one was almost funny.