11.24.2008 OH GOD THIS IS NASTY

The News of the World says that Blake Fielder is leaving his wife Amy Winehouse for some German model I’ve never heard of, but way way more distressing than that is the graphic picture the News paints of Blake and Amy’s wild sex life, which apparently was filled with hardcore three-ways and whatever else they could think up.

The friend then revealed how Amy unveiled intimate details of her sex life with 26-year-old Blake.
“It’s been a real eye-opener,” said our source. “Amy told me they were mad for each other, experimenting all the time.
“Mostly it was Blake suggesting new things but Amy doesn’t need encouragement. They were like animals, at it all the time.
“Just like they were with drugs, they pushed themselves to the limit.
“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers.
“Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it.
“They didn’t care about sharing themselves with others because it turned them on. They thought they were on this sexual journey together.
“And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.

She says "experimenting" as if this was some lab controlled double-blind study overseen by the UKs top minds, code name: the Discovery Project.  And it might have been that, OR, another, more accurate way to describe it, would be that it was two filthy drug addicts with open sores, living in squalor and shoving a bunch of carrots up Amy's ass while some zombie with a nose bleed films it. This may be the most egregious description since a Taco Bell poster told me a "career" there would be "exciting".



(108) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 11/24/2008 08:48

    perfect timing…I needed to go on a diet anyway…thanks, posting-dude…

  2. Mongro Jackson 11/24/2008 08:48

    I was just posting you a link to this B… Disgusting doesn't even begin to describe it.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/24/2008 08:49

    That is gross.

    I imagine the fluids coming out of her various orifices are like the acid blood in the Aliens movies.

    I'd wear a hazmat suit if I had to be in the same room with her, no less if my dick was out and near her vagina.

  4. mrx5000 11/24/2008 08:49

    SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT CUNT!  SHE'S GONNA OFF HERSELF!  

  5. Mongro Jackson 11/24/2008 08:50

    I bet Amy would lick Blake's coke boogers out of a fat woman's anus.  Now that's gross.

  6. dirtydiane1 11/24/2008 08:50

    If I had a cock, it would have just crawled back up into my belly button.  EEK!

  7. DocTroy 11/24/2008 08:50

    When she dies, I call dibbs on her sofa.  Probably just needs a little febreeze.

  8. DB's Treasure 11/24/2008 08:53

    Didn't bother reading it. 

  9. psychostyly 11/24/2008 08:54

    . .  . but really gross stuff you couldn't mention in a newspaper.

     

    Didn't they just mention it? 

  10. snatch 11/24/2008 08:55

    I like the aluminum foil roll on the couch

     oh and who has a table cloth matching a couch?

  11. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/24/2008 08:55

    Roofies, getting Blake and Amy threesomes since 2005

  12. SuperB 11/24/2008 08:55

    :grabs trash can:

    BLLLLECHHHH

  13. Paleomiz 11/24/2008 08:55

    Jesus, that place is disgusting. There is probably not a single surface that's not a seething mass of bacteria and STDs

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 11/24/2008 08:55

    At least posting-dude found a really attractive Winehouse pic to include with the post…yeah right…

  15. DB's Treasure 11/24/2008 08:56

    What the hell is that brown, balled up mess next to her phone in the top left? It looks like yards of yarn that's been passed through a digestive system and shat out in clumps…

  16. dirtydiane1 11/24/2008 08:56

    It actually looks like she's had someone try to decorate the place, with coordinating fabrics and whatnot on that couch and table.  Then she just shit herself and rubbed it in to her hair and the furniture.

  17. psychostyly 11/24/2008 08:56

    when she dies I call dibbs on the rest of her stash.  That shit could get me high for two months! 

  18. Paleomiz 11/24/2008 08:57

    I like her decorating style: Early English Crackhead

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 11/24/2008 08:58

    She went on to say that she was with Blake strictly for the sex…that's the same reason I give for keeping my right hand around…but one more friction burn…and I go lefty…

  20. ham sandwich 11/24/2008 08:59

    I bet they were into pus-sex and all sorts of other horrible things. Maybe square dancing too.  /me shudders

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