11.11.2008 “OUR FIRST COLORED PRESIDENT”

I'm pretty sure were not supposed to call black people "coloreds" any more, but Lindsay Lohan seemingly hasn’t heard about vitamins or conditioner or makeup remover either, so let's take it one step at a time. We have a lot of ground to make up. 

(114) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/11/2008 08:31

    Wait, Obama's black?  FUCK.

  2. RemSteale 11/11/2008 08:33

    How many times do we have to say this? Celebrities dont know jack about politics…..

  3. entropissed 11/11/2008 08:33

    Cracker

  4. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2008 08:34

    Looks like SamRON punched her in the nose, then shoved her teary eyed face in an ashtray then reamed her with and elephant trunk till dawn……

    least that's what it looks like

  5. Paleomiz 11/11/2008 08:34

    Seriously who is fucking dumb enough to ask LiLo about politics? She couldn't find her asshole with a map, 2 hands and a flashlight

  6. DB's Treasure 11/11/2008 08:36

    Doc, I don't think the press is asking her for her political opinion because they're interested. I am pretty sure it's because they are hoping to God they get responses like this one. 

  7. Grim Reamer 11/11/2008 08:37

    Doc,

    all she really needs is to find the studded dildo.

  8. Burnsy 11/11/2008 08:37

    She also hopes Obama will give some land back to the Injuns and Palin has fun with her Eskimos.

  9. psychostyly 11/11/2008 08:40

    Burnsy- 

     

    you are obviously a paleface (or is it cracker) 

  10. lady garden 11/11/2008 08:40

    i love her voice-she sounds older than my Mother

  11. Pottz 11/11/2008 08:44

    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not the kind of man that puts his hands on a woman out of anger…but I'd seriously punch this troll in her head just to shut her the fuck up.

     Happy Veterans Day To Me and everyone else on this board that has served.

     

  12. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2008 08:46

    Props POTTZ - Thanks to you and all Veterans

  13. thedudeabides 11/11/2008 08:47

    In 120 years we have gone from:

    Colored . . . to

    Negro . . . to

    Afro-American . . . to

    African-American . . . to

    People of Color

    We've come a long way baby

  14. The Fried Man 11/11/2008 08:47

    The interviewer is hot.  Lyndsay is like a 45 year old long island chain smoking mom…not exactly a hot piece of ass.  The fact that she's obviously racist is a big plus.

  15. pepper 11/11/2008 08:47

    As Bugs Bunny would say…

     

    WHAT A MAROOOOOON! 

  16. Jayms 11/11/2008 08:48

    Obama's only HALF colored.  I mean negro.  I mean… dammit what do we call black people nowadays?  

  17. Paleomiz 11/11/2008 08:48

    Darkies

  18. SuperB 11/11/2008 08:50

    I prefer the term Ninja….its how we discuss at work and stay PC..

    I love when my assistant walks by my office and says "Ninja Please!"

  19. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2008 08:50

    I myself am an European(English-Irish-Armenian)/Chinese/American Indian American but who is counting

  20. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2008 08:51

    I am a MUTT

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