11.10.2008 SCARY WENT TO EGYPT

There's really nothing at all that sounds appealing to me about Egypt.  Let's start with the fact that there's no white people and I'm incredibly racist so that's a problem right there.  I guess the big thing is the pyramids but I'm not a fucking librarian so I don't care about that.  Also, from what I understand, mummies can wake up at any time, without warning, and they're already dead so you can't stop them as they kill anyone who stands in their way of taking back their magic necklace.  Thankfully none of this stopped the very brave Melanie Brown from going down there and showing off her luscious titties.  The bikini top is awesome but that bikini bottom would worry me.  It's like 900 degrees there and it's all dirty and dusty and I don't think they have air conditioning or running water so hopefully she's packing her vagina in salt, like cowboys used to do with meat.  To keep it fresh.

(picture source = bauer griffin)




(287) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/10/2008 05:53

    She looks like shit.  Wait, did she ever look good?

  2. Evil Malcom Norris 11/10/2008 05:55

    Hurray! Imothep has resurrected!

  3. lady garden 11/10/2008 05:56

    her hubby scares the shit out of me

  4. Evil Malcom Norris 11/10/2008 05:56

    But WTF! Why is he likkin'a bobcat?

  5. RemSteale 11/10/2008 05:59

    Nah, does nothing for me

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 11/10/2008 06:00

    from the look of dude's head, barbers must charge him 4 bucks for a hair cut…a dollar a side…

  7. Mac-Daddy 11/10/2008 06:03

    I been to Egypt, twice…….It sucks!

    It's like going to the beach with no ocean to cool off!

    FUCK Egypt!

  8. pepper 11/10/2008 06:04

    Brend*n you left out one thing, they use , I think the left hand to clean the asshole after they take a shit. No toilet paper.

     

    Tru Story! 

  9. pepper 11/10/2008 06:05

    or True Story, take a pick.

  10. Observer 11/10/2008 06:08

    I'm ambidextrous, Pepper.

     

  11. SuperB 11/10/2008 06:09

    Morning Kiddos…

    again why should I care what this bitch is doing, someone PLEASE remind me?

  12. Observer 11/10/2008 06:09

    Salted fish…..a true Mediterranean delicacy.

     

    Is she a nubian slave when she is in that country?

  13. RemSteale 11/10/2008 06:10

    Cant help SuperB, I cant think of a single reason…..

  14. Observer 11/10/2008 06:11

    SuperB…..

    ……here is why you should care……

    ….if she was not so ugly, skanky, and stupid……I might beat off to her rather than your pics.

     

  15. Long_Duk_Dong 11/10/2008 06:12

    anahksunamoon she aint….the only thing awesome about this chick is her accent…and those lovely chocolate milk makers….I mean dark tan milk makers….

    TITTIES damnit

  16. Observer 11/10/2008 06:14

    I personally wish that a mandate of procreation be promulgated…..where all races would be "forced" to mate and then blend to a nice warm brown hue.

     

    ……….But I would miss Scarlett Johannssons big white juicy tits.

  17. grubber 11/10/2008 06:15

    I gotta admit, nice boobage, but it stops there..

    egypt is good though, borders on two seas, so enough to cool down in.. it's an early ,but slow day so far… as reflected in the text with the post..

     

  18. SuperB 11/10/2008 06:15

    Remmie- we won our game last night…was the first game of the playoffs!!  Yours truly scored the winning run in!

  19. grubber 11/10/2008 06:16

    I would love a mandate like that obs, as long as the bitch is hot!

  20. RemSteale 11/10/2008 06:17

    Congrats B, hope you managed to cause some damage on the way?

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