When asked about then-husband Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston told Vogue magazine, "what Angelina did was very uncool". In other words, she continues to talk about the past and blames Angelina. It's much more likely Brad Pitt woke up one day and realized he was Brad Fucking Pitt and he was married to the chick with the big nose on Friends. Even if Angelina did steal Pitt, so what? Losing a man to Angelina Jolie is like losing a dunk contest to Kobe. Of course it fucking happened. There’s not even any shame in it. Be proud you were even on the same court. Did you really think Pitt was gonna hang out with Jenns fug ass for 50 years? Needless to say, Jenn got an angry phone call earlier this week from Pitt. The Chicago Sun Times says…
One would have to assume Pitt's irritation was due to Aniston's comment that it was ''uncool'' Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ''Mr. and Mrs. Smith.''
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ''totally thrown'' by Aniston's Vogue interview, thinking she had already ''moved on … and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
At any rate, Aniston's spokesman is not commenting on the alleged Pitt call to Aniston, simply e-mailing, ''That's personal information. … That really is no one's business.''
The guy who wrote this for the Times couldn’t sound any more queer unless he typed "Toodles!" at the end. It's amazing he had time to write this between admin’ing his Friends chat room and sewing costumes for his cats.
I've said it before. With lips like hers, how can Angelina ever be at fault?
Although in this case, she just might be. Mmmmmm thick lips on that woman.
Bitterness is not very becoming Jennifer.
For what it's worth I'd still slam you Greek style regardless so call me.
Brad's a five pinter-lager not shandy
"…clearly humiliating to the popular actress."
Saaaayyyy… like, being involved with John Mayer humiliating? 'Cause, that's just demoraliz- oh… oh yeah.
I prefer the insecure desperate Anniston! She'd let you fuck her senseless in any way possible.
She's so depsereta for love and affection, you can make her wear Plush-outfits and make her pretend she's a poodle gettng nailed by a Great Dane!
Thank you "Entourage" for that wonderful/funny episode!
I woke up one day and thought I was Brad Fucking Pitt, but realized I wasn't when my neighbor hit me as hard as he could and I wound up in ICU for a week.
Why is this Aniston bitch still alive? She brings no joy to my pee-pee.
Mac- for a china-man you're pretty good at Jew guilt
that shit was funny
Couldn't give less of a shit if I tried.
Can I bugger this big-chinned Greek?!
"what Angelina did was very uncool"
Yeah she really loved Brad so much that only reaction was that it was uncool. You know when my co-worker steals my lunch it is uncool, your husband leaving you and cheating on you with a hot piece of ass like Angie, well that is just…..not cool.
Lady Garden, I dig your new avatar. It sure helps my sperm dance out with glee onto a two ply tissue!
On the one hand, adultery never gets cooler with time.
On the other hand….. whoa, look! It's my penis.
Am I the only man who would still throw sex at Aniston?
In other news, It just started to rain in NYC.
Uncool? That's what sparked the outrage? I've got a better word for it, Angelina Jolie is a fucking CUNT for stealing someones husband. There, somebody had to say it.
Jennifer Aniston…yet another reason the ball-gag was invented…
(P)Rick, there are some people in life the "no talkie talkie hand" can silence. For everyone else, there's the ball gag.
DB - No you are not
I would ream it