“AMYS FAREWELL BONK FOR BLAKE”

Whoever is in charge of handing out gold medals for headlines should notify everyone that they’re now playing for second place because today the Sun wrote, “AMYS FAREWLL BONK FOR BLAKE” and I dare you to produce any combination of words that can deliver such a cringe inducing blow to its readers.   I literally shivered a little as if a ghost had passed through me just by reading 5 simple words that painted a picture of two filthy junkies fucking in a hospital bed before one of them went back to jail.   The Sun might as well have shown me pictures of land mine victims.  

AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night.The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday night after failing a drug test in rehab.He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked — and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”.The source added: “It was obvious what went on.”Amy has been in hospital for ten days after collapsing.

Somehow the image of lying in a hospital bed and knowing that its previous user was Amy Winehouse and she was naked as Blake Fielder, who was also naked, finished all over her in the very spot youre now lying, is maybe the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever heard.  I'd rather lie down in a sharks mouth.