Whoever is in charge of handing out gold medals for headlines should notify everyone that they’re now playing for second place because today the Sun wrote, “AMYS FAREWLL BONK FOR BLAKE” and I dare you to produce any combination of words that can deliver such a cringe inducing blow to its readers. I literally shivered a little as if a ghost had passed through me just by reading 5 simple words that painted a picture of two filthy junkies fucking in a hospital bed before one of them went back to jail. The Sun might as well have shown me pictures of land mine victims.
AMY WINEHOUSE gave junkie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL a “farewell bonk” in hospital before he returned to jail, pals said last night.
The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday night after failing a drug test in rehab.
He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked — and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”.
The source added: “It was obvious what went on.”
Amy has been in hospital for ten days after collapsing.
Somehow the image of lying in a hospital bed and knowing that its previous user was Amy Winehouse and she was naked as Blake Fielder, who was also naked, finished all over her in the very spot youre now lying, is maybe the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever heard. I'd rather lie down in a sharks mouth.
I just threw up a lot , and not in my mouth
That is just awful. Fucking her must be like sticking your dick in a moist cardboard box that smells like warmed over death. And I also shudder to think of the dick cheese that loser Blake has on his balls.
I just threw up a lot and not in my mouth
aaaand boom goes the dynamite
I am going to need help findiing my penis. He got so scared about Wino doing "it", he crawled up in my body cavity some where. I think he is hiding out in my apendix. and my balls are no where to be seen.
on the bright side, i'm sure the amount of heroin in the genital secretion from these two could be used as an opiate for pain
I am dead…. I died…
Does she have tats of herself on her arm?
I still have January 10th, 2009 for the death pool for Wino
and I am picking December 5th, 2009 before Blake is sodimized with a large, steel object in prison
She is only 25? Man…
HAZMAT STAT!
"I'd rather lie down in a sharks mouth."
I'm stealing that.
Jesus, I hope they quarrantined a 50-mile radius around that hospital and dropped a damn A-bomb on it to exterminate the fumes.
Burn it. Just burn the whole fucking place down. And then load the ashes on a rocket and shoot it into the sun.
if there's a god, he's made them infertile. both of them. b/c offspring is the only thing i could IMAGINE that could top this unholy union.
I am pretty sure they still "carbolize" hospital beds.
I'll wait for the scientist, Paleomiz, to opine on the survivabilty of Winehouse vs. carbolic acid.
I fear for the acid.
Yeah Ob, but will they let us carbolize it with them still in it?
That is literally the unsexiest thing I have ever heard of–and I have seen the Mr. Hands video. Watching the two of them make love must be watching two lurching hyenas on crack who haven't bathed in a month
They do Obs. The funk these two have will be present after Nuclear winter….
He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked
oH He is definatley on drugs. shutter.
Imagine if you were the nurse that had to clean the sheets, seening all the flakey dead skin, puss all hardend like some one blew there nose. Torn off scabs stuck to the sheets not to metion the dried blood mixed in with coarse pubic hair.