12.23.2008 BABYSITTING BRITNEY IS A GOOD JOB

People magazine says that Jamie Spears just got a big raise to continue his role as conservator to Britney’s estate, which means he has legal control over all of her assets and finances.  Not only did he get a raise, but the judge made it retroactive, meaning he’ll get a nice bonus check.  All for getting Britney to act like a normal human being.  You may be thinking that the simple act of NOT fucking up shouldn’t be enough to get someone a huge raise, but keep in mind this is Britney we’re talking about.

On Monday, a Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner boosted by an additional $51,000 the elder Spears's payment for acting as his daughter's conservator, the Associated Press reports.
Since February, Jamie, 56, has been looking after Britney, 27, to the tune of $10,000 a month.
Court Commissioner Reva Goetz has now raised his fee to about $16,000 a month – and made the pay retroactive.
Jamie was also granted an additional $1,200 a month for office expenses, which Goetz said was justified by the fact that Britney's personal and professional life – her new CD Circus recently debuted at No. 1 – now appear to be back on track.

Damn.  206,400 dollars a year just to be a parent.  This may explain why he did such a shity job as a parent up until last year.  He was holding out for more money.  Checkmate, Britney.

(435) Comments

  1. Pauly Dangerously 12/23/2008 07:52

    I wouldn't trust this bitch with my pet cactus.

  2. DB's Treasure 12/23/2008 07:52

    And who says the economy is in the shitter, ha ha   ha     ha         ha            ha

    ::shoots self:: 

  3. Harenmahkeester 12/23/2008 07:56

    Ari Gold just called from the mercury poisoning wing of Cedars, and he wants to have a little talk with Jamie about what 'taking 10% REALLY mens'.

  4. Harenmahkeester 12/23/2008 07:57

    ahem… 'means'

  5. Cloak 12/23/2008 08:00

    I might be able to tell that tramp to stop being such a fuckup for $206k a year.

  6. Pauly Dangerously 12/23/2008 08:00

    This reminds me…..

     

    Why the fuck is there a baby crawling out of my shower drain?

  7. Pauly Dangerously 12/23/2008 08:04

    And my socks……

  8. Pauly Dangerously 12/23/2008 08:04

    AND MY HAND!!!!

  9. DB's Treasure 12/23/2008 08:06

    Pauly, I was asking the same thing about my mother's night gown!

  10. ham sandwich 12/23/2008 08:08

    Yeah, but would I have to change her diapers?

  11. AdrianMoss 12/23/2008 08:17

    She's beat nobody cares –> NEXT

  12. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/23/2008 08:31

    I would like the job of keeping her from saying anything stupid.  It would involve my hangy down and her throat.  But I would take the job.

     

  13. leftnutofjesus 12/23/2008 08:31

    when federline threw that first kid in her, i was done.  i haven't thought about this bitch in a sexual way since i was 15 and beating off beside lit candles at my parent's house.

  14. yohnskull22 12/23/2008 08:32

    Maybe the raise was to help pay for the new grand kid which Jamie and Lynn no doubt are also raising… (to the already proven Spears standard)

  15. Paleomiz 12/23/2008 08:35

    Mooching off your emotionally unstable children is a cushy job if you can get it

  16. bonniekay 12/23/2008 08:39

    Hmmm. New UP.

  17. The_Greek_God_Testiclees 12/23/2008 08:42

    Lynn Spears gets paid in Lance snack crackers for helping with Jamie Lynn and that baby.  Momma you want peanut butter and Cheese Today.. shore thing baby,

     

     

  18. ohmwrecker 12/23/2008 08:43

    Where's my Captain's Wafers!

  19. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/23/2008 08:51

    $206,400????? And all I get is a lousy tie every June?gawd DAMMMIT!!

  20. DB's Treasure 12/23/2008 08:53

    $206,400 and all I got was this lousy tee shirt?

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