It seems like forever since people on the internet have speculated blindly about Britneys love life, so let's do that now. Today's big rumor is that she’s dating an Indian choreographer named Sandip Soparrkar, but the Times of India (oh that’s right) is calling shenanigans:
(An email), sent ostensibly by Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph, saying that Britney got her room in her Jodhpur hotel, Umaid Bhawan, shifted to one that had an interconnecting door to Sandip’s, and that after a workout, they both “locked themselves up” for an hour. The insinuation in this and other reports was clearly that Britney and Sandip were having an affair. A photo, supposedly of Sandip and Britney at Jodhpur, sent to us, again by ‘Larry’, is the one you see above – a clearly morphed picture with Sandip’s face tacked on to a picture of someone standing with Britney. The original is actually an old picture of Britney and Neil Patrick Harrison. All of this has been circulated by ‘Larry’ from Sandip’s email ID, and the same picture was mailed to our sister publication in Jaipur, this time by Sandip’s manager, and not by ‘Larry’ – but again from Sandip’s email ID.
So is this all a rumor made up by Sandip to promote himself? I have no idea, but yes, yes it is. That son of a bitch did it. I knew it! Does it really seem plausible that Britney went all the way to India over the weekend just to hang out with some dude? The only way I could see that is if she thought he said he was from Indiana. That I can believe. And 20 hours into the flight, Britney finally asked the pilot why this was taking so long, and then, Wait, what, where the hell is that?!?!?!
home erectus rules.
Why this obsession with Britney and can it stop soon, please?
When she meets Santa at the mall, does he say H HO HO, or does he have to come up with a new phrase?
Boring..I miss crazy Brit, someone slip her some Dilaudid
Neil Patrick Harrison. Doogie Howserson?
There has to be a joke in here about those candy sticks you'd dip into flavored crystals… Where's (P)Rick when you need him?
Curry cock.
Oh, and Ohmwrecker < Britney's used tampon.
I've witnessed aquatic aerobic classes more interesting than this story….and oddly enough the classes gave me a harder boner.
NPH wouldn't do that
Was Britney ever on cocaine? I think it could really benifit her career, especially if said cocaine was snorted directly off of my cock as my penis is being inserted into her mouth. Come here, Britney dear, I have another line for you. What’s that? Your nose is bleeding? Well that’s what tampons are for, dear. Keep on sucking, that’s a good girl…
What?
I have a joke for everybody:
Why is Santa Clause so jolly?
Cuz he knows where all the naughty girls live.
hahahahahahahaha. there's a knee slapper.
Just let me think for a sec if care a fucking bit about Shan't-show-me-panties-in-public-Brit.
No, uh, afraid not.
"There has to be a joke in here about those candy sticks you'd dip into flavored crystals… Where's (P)Rick when you need him?"
Looks like Twitney prefers Sandip to Fun Dip…aka Lik-M-Aid…
still in the running for mother of the year 2008, and I smell threepeat.
I totally heart you, (P)Rick…
Which is the glued in guy, anyway? The one in focus or out of focus? Which one used to be Doogie Howser? I'm just confused with this one…next, please.
Is Ohm going to kick brandon's ass for calling Shenanihoohas?
Rick, do you wear a cape when you fly in and save the day like that?
There is (p) Rick I thought he had left for the Batcave for the day!