12.09.2008 JUST LIKE THAT BABY

I think if Angelina Jolie bent over in front of you like this, I think you should be allowed to start humping her.  Wait, no, not you.  Me.   After all, this website brings joy to the hearts of millions, and isn’t that what Angelina wants, for people to be happy?

(picture source = splash news online)




(377) Comments

  1. Zombie 12/09/2008 12:20

    Let's get it on!

  2. alexd21 12/09/2008 12:21

    I heard that Brad Pitt got caught using http://www.adultsonlylist.com... so sorry angelina!

  3. Mongro Jackson 12/09/2008 12:22

    I'd whoop that anus like a bastard… Bang bang bang.

  4. Zombie 12/09/2008 12:22

    Brad should have railed her pucker and given her a dirty sanchez right there on the red carpet.

  5. ham sandwich 12/09/2008 12:23

    alexd21 get bent you gay, flaming bag of dog crap.

  6. ohmwrecker 12/09/2008 12:23

    When did Angelina start dating Robert Redford?

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 12/09/2008 12:23

    some posts are so perfect that additional comments seem superfluous…this is one of them…

  8. mephistopheles jefferson 12/09/2008 12:24

    I don't think I'd ever ask either of them for their autograph, but I would shine Jolie's forehead with a buffer for $20.  For another $25, I'd buy a marmot to gnaw that peach fuzz of Brad Pitt's face.  I'm quite the budding entrepreneur, actually.

  9. scum 12/09/2008 12:24

    This is the first time I have found her hot. Bent over so I cant see that ugly ass lipped face.

  10. Smeg McMuffin 12/09/2008 12:26

    I think Brad IS humping her, all she need is me to complete the pigroast.

  11. Lightdragon 12/09/2008 12:30

    well at lwast we know how she likes to get it on.

  12. Zombie 12/09/2008 12:30

    Oh my God Becky, look at her lips… they're like, sooo big.

    I think she's like, one of those prettyboy actor's girlfriends?

    <key in thumping bass>

  13. COB 12/09/2008 12:31

    My God, they're wonderful!  They have six kids, yet they find time for black tie events.  How ever do they do it?

  14. leftnutofjesus 12/09/2008 12:32

    she's so goddamned lanky and spacious.   she's got more square footage than a loft on the north side.   i'd run of out of sperm before it could be considered a full facial.

  15. DB's Treasure 12/09/2008 12:32

    Angelina wasn't bending over to sign autographs. She saw a tiny pigmy child wrapped in Moscow Today newspapers and just HAD to have her. 

  16. Pottz 12/09/2008 12:32

    …jesus Zombie…

  17. leftnutofjesus 12/09/2008 12:32

    i'd whoop that anus like a bastard?

    i can't stop laughing.  holy shit.   it's just so disturbingly hilarious.  mongro.  you are my favorite negro squirrel.

  18. SuperB 12/09/2008 12:33

    Yeah..I heard she was preggers AGAIN!

  19. ham sandwich 12/09/2008 12:34

    Yeah..I heard she was preggers AGAIN!

     

    Another black kid? Man, won't they stop until they have a soccer team AND a basketball team?

  20. ohmwrecker 12/09/2008 12:35

    Wait. Mongro is black? I'm confused.

    So, is it self hatred?

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