MADONNA IS A LYING OLD WHORE

Earlier this week Madonna’s spokesperson released a statement claiming Guy Ritchie would walk away from their 8 year marriage with a settlement between 76 and 92 million dollars.  This was surprising to some considering Guy personally told the media he had no interest in taking any of Madonna’s money.  So it would seem someone was lying in an attempt to manipulate the public perception in a way that made them look like the victim.  Oh hey guess which one it was.  The Daily Mail says…

Just days after Madonna's spokeswoman outlined the £50-£60million divorce settlement the singer's ex-husband would receive, her camp have had to backtrack over 'misleading and inaccurate' claims.Today his spokesperson released a stinging 'joint' statement on behalf of the former couple which left Madonna's PR offensive in tatters.The statement read: 'We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest.'A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week.'The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement.

After that it says, now that the money is settled, the only thing left to work out is custody and visitation of the kids.  So their priorities were in all the right places.  But in Madonnas defense, she needs her finances in order because still has to face charges of felony child endangerment and sex with a minor because she molested her housekeepers 5-year-old twins, a girl and a boy.   I’m not positive if that happened or not, but maybe it did.  It's possible.  What am I, the FBI?